sa moara fapta

romanian expression, used mostly when you're drunk as fuck, or just eating some quality wood

1. corcod: ba frattzie lemnu asta are un gust teribil de fain!
bob: sa moara fapta!

2. kyrali: mi-au furat toata iarba, futu-i in gat de unguri!
csarda: sa-ti moara faptii.

by gerfoamea August 19, 2006

fartastic

fart worthy; a situation so fantastic, it deserves a fart.

son: i won first place in hurdles!!
father: gee son, thats fartastic

by KDIZZO March 13, 2005

Fartabout

nomadic excursions into an urban jungle made by a farter. a mini getaway from a group of friends to "air out."

i used to wonder why julie would mysteriously leave the room... but after dating for a couple months i realized she was just going for a fartabout.

by MisterArcher March 6, 2010

fartass

Putting your butt-hole on a dolphins blow-hole

Did you just fartass that dolphin?

by awesome darkness March 23, 2009

faptastical

Something that is so amazing that requires you to fap.

Wow, that was faptastical!

by Bobiomestacualr August 1, 2005

fartastrophe

see also: SHART

A fart with "a little extra on the side". A wet fart of catastrophic proportions.

We were at the bar and I thought it would be funny to crop dust. I pushed so hard I had a fartastrophe, the shit was literally running down my leg.

by Shaun Bingham January 22, 2008

faptasy

A combination of fap (masturbate) and 'fantasy,' this word - logically enough - means a fantasy that inspires or accompanies self pleasuring. It can be used literally or metaphorically.

I was in the shower last night, baby, and I had an awesome faptasy about you.

Signing Rasheed Wallace may be your faptasy, but I think he's past it.

by samuelLsamson September 4, 2009