by staysallaroundtheworld July 31, 2021
Get the Faist mug.A series of three or more fails in a very short period of time. A combination of the words fail and storm
1)How did the date go last night?
It was a failstorm, first I called her the wrong name when I picked her up, then we went to a steak house and she is a vegan, the I was in a wreck on the way home. Couldn't imagine what else could go wrong.
2)Example Text conversation
Him: 200 Horsepower and 156 FPsT, Epic honda win
Me: Wow that is half of my car.
Him: At an eighth of the price though.
Me: Actually a sixth, nice math there champ
Him:Big
Me: Foot?
Him: Damn predictive text I meant to say Dif (Die in a fire)
Me: Wow, great internet term there, how long have you been playing halo? Three hours? I think you mean diaf
Me: Nice Failstorm there Bud.
It was a failstorm, first I called her the wrong name when I picked her up, then we went to a steak house and she is a vegan, the I was in a wreck on the way home. Couldn't imagine what else could go wrong.
2)Example Text conversation
Him: 200 Horsepower and 156 FPsT, Epic honda win
Me: Wow that is half of my car.
Him: At an eighth of the price though.
Me: Actually a sixth, nice math there champ
Him:Big
Me: Foot?
Him: Damn predictive text I meant to say Dif (Die in a fire)
Me: Wow, great internet term there, how long have you been playing halo? Three hours? I think you mean diaf
Me: Nice Failstorm there Bud.
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Get the Faisexual mug.Donald Faison is the second main character on NBC's sitcom Scrubs. JD's best friend who has diabetes and a saucy latina wife Carla. JD and Turk (Donald Fasion) own a stuffed dog Rowdy. They met in med school and lived together for twelve years.
Was on the show Clueless and was a lifeguard in real life. Great at napkin improv.
Was on the show Clueless and was a lifeguard in real life. Great at napkin improv.
Mackenzie: Who is your favorite black actor?
Madison: Donald Faison! Next to Zach Braff that is.
Turk: You know, I never get chocolate cake.
Elliot: Oh, right, cause you're diabetic. Boo hoo. You know Turk, if you want sympathy, get a disease people can see
Carla: What if we have a son and he wants to dance?
Turk: He can dance if he wants to. He can leave his friends behind. Cause his friends don't dance and if they dont dance then they're no friends of mine, (music plays) (Turks goes off dancing the safety dance)
Madison: Donald Faison! Next to Zach Braff that is.
Turk: You know, I never get chocolate cake.
Elliot: Oh, right, cause you're diabetic. Boo hoo. You know Turk, if you want sympathy, get a disease people can see
Carla: What if we have a son and he wants to dance?
Turk: He can dance if he wants to. He can leave his friends behind. Cause his friends don't dance and if they dont dance then they're no friends of mine, (music plays) (Turks goes off dancing the safety dance)
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by Konni Winenper December 15, 2008
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Derived from "fail" (to not succeed/screw up) and "some" (suffix of "awesome").
Derived from "fail" (to not succeed/screw up) and "some" (suffix of "awesome").
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