Face Off

The act of catching a man's ejactulate in one's hand then taking said hand and slapping the man in the face.

"Girl, I can't believe you caught him cheating! Next time you hook up, give him the face off and leave his ass for good"

by CallMeCrazy8 August 14, 2009

rock my face off

Makes you happy/horny/laugh or otherwise greatly affected.

You rock my face off!
Do you like Alkaline Trio? They rock my face off! Yeah I screwed Chris, he rocked my face off!

by Dsay Diane Nev October 24, 2003

pedestrian face-off

This happens a lot to Americans who come on holiday in Australia, because we drive on the left and walk on the left of the footpath (sidewalk). Our first reaction is to dodge left when Americans' is to dodge right.

Local: "I just had a pedestrian face-off with another stupid yank."

Returned ex-pat: "They're not stupid, mate, they're just different."

Local: "Well, they fully talk stupid!"

by Luke O'Dwyer September 21, 2005

Face Off

When you are walking along and then you are faced with someone else in front of you. You then attempt to side-step out of the way, only to have them step the same way, thus blocking your forward progression once more. You then side-step again to get out of the way only to have them do the same action. This repeats until finally you both stop and work it out. See Face Off Breaker

"I was just walking down the street and I got in a Face Off with this bitch"

by Aydon February 11, 2009

blow my face off

A response given to a person that has said something incredulous.

Geezer 1: I'm gonna win the lotto this week and blow it all on hookers and drugs!
Geezer 2: Yow blow my face off yow do with ya stupid talk

by toastface August 25, 2005

Close-up face-off

An instance in movies or TV shows when two people face off for an argument and the shot zooms in on one's face and then the other's. It continually switches back and forth. A shorter series of shots can be used for drama. While a strangely long series of shots is usually used for comedy. Sometimes the shots slowly become closer to the target's eyes as they switch between the two subjects.

Person 1: Where are you going?
Person 2: Home.
Person 1: You're not going anywhere!
*Close-up face-off*

by RalphusAdolphus July 16, 2008

They gon rumble they gon take yo face off they gon rumble they gon take yo face off

ITS ABOUT DRIVE ITS ABOUG POWER WE STAY HUNGRY WE DEVOUR PUT IN THE WORK PUT IN THE OURS AND TAKE WHATS OURS

BLACK AND SAMOAN IN MY VEINS MY CULTURE BANGING WITH STRANGE WHATS WHATS MY MOTHERFUCKING NAME? ROCK! But seriously, they gon rumble they gon take yo face off they gon rumble they gon take yo face off.

by Bitchiest bitch in town February 5, 2022