existential crisis

It's when you begin to question meaning of life; meaning of your existence

I'm having an existential crisis; Everyone I know is going to die....I'm so alone in the world.

by Amy Blaze February 14, 2015

existentialism

Existentialism in its purest form is any philosophy which states that existence precedes essence; that is to say, that there is no inherent purpose in life (though normally this is not carried through to nihilism.). It also states that the physical world does not necessarily precede the conscious state, as a conscious mind must find itself in a world to attain consciousness in any meaningful state.

Nihilism is an extreme version of existentialism, as are most forms of solipsism.

by crabbadon November 4, 2007

Existenchill

thinking about life but being chill
being 'real chill'
being an alternative bro
enjoying the wavves
playing gigs on some of the best coasts
~~~~~~~~~~~

and some other dude that makes music on soundcloud.

hey man, i thought what you did last night was totes existenchill.

by Existenchill August 24, 2011

existence

Something that I wish I did not do

f@#$ my existence

by hsvgdhjxwceg April 5, 2019

the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire

1. an existential conundrum that involves both the strong desire to possess the monkey while simultaneously rejecting it.

2. an alternate state of consciousness in which one can both covet and despise the same object, idol, concept or place. may also apply to mommy, daddy, ABCs, elmo.

jack: "monkey."

jack: "NO MONKEY."

jack: "monkey."

daddy: "i believe we're stuck in the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire again."

by big poppa philosophical August 30, 2010

Non existing

Communist slang for food

Yo, I want something that’s non existing

by Donald_nut July 7, 2018

Existatron

noun; a person from your past that you haven't thought about in so long that when they come across your mind one day, for whatever reason, you question if they actually existed.

-You'll never guess who appeared in my dream last night. Taylor Moffit.
-Taylor Moffit? Damn. I forgot he even existed.
-I know, total existatron.

by We Are Jay June 7, 2011