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noun; a person from your past that you haven't thought about in so long that when they come across your mind one day, for whatever reason, you question if they actually existed.
-You'll never guess who appeared in my dream last night. Taylor Moffit.
-Taylor Moffit? Damn. I forgot he even existed.
-I know, total existatron.
by We Are Jay May 13, 2011

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Any human being from the Floridian city of Pensacola; an alien life form that exhales methane.
-Why does the Florida panhandle smell like ass?
-Must be all of the Pensacolians.
by We Are Jay July 09, 2011

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