exish 

Person who you almost dated officially, but then it didn't happen. So you refer to them as your ex, perhaps, but then you must correct yourself by using the world "exish" in daily conversation.

Yeah...my ex and I did the same thing. Oh, I mean my exish.

Oh yeah, me and my ex. I mean my, uh, exish. ...It's complicated.

exish by lizenna4realz November 6, 2009

Exish 

A person with whom you have ended things, but are still connected to for practical, or legal purposes. Used to describe relatonships in a 'grey' zone.

I'm meeting the exish tonight to discuss our divorce proceedings.

I have to tell my upcoming date about the exish before we go out.

Exish by J700 July 24, 2015

exish 

(adj.)

1. used when referring to your not-quite-but-soon-to-be ex's indifferent and/or estranged behavior.

2. aloof or reserved; lacking cordiality.

"Dealing with my exish ex girlfriend can be a rather daunting task."

exish by 6-BERK-9 June 10, 2007

Existemy 

a enemy that needs to exist.

"The product was a existemy to humanity"

Existemy by Cryptonian Dream May 20, 2019

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies. 

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But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies. BLUE TEXT

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies. by BLUE TEXT DUDE June 16, 2021

the bane of my existence

Something that is so disagreeable with your spirit that it feels like its existence might negate yours.

This goes further than "hate," and implies that you and the object in question are sworn enemies.

Can be used seriously or, more likely, exaggerated for comedic effect.

Wearing socks with sandals is the bane of my existence.

The iPhone's autocorrect is the bane of my existence.

Stephanie's hair is the bane of my existence.

the bane of my existence by SyntacticalNightFever October 20, 2015

WOW! YOU EXIST! 

The best compliment you can ever get from a mathematician.

For those of you who are confused, here's an explanantion:

All mathematicians, whether pure or applied mathematicians, will have studied their fair share of pure mathematics. Many mathematical theorems (statements that are shown to be unquestionably true) are of the form "There exists something in some collection of mathematical objects such that amazing property is true". This type of theorem is called an existence theorem. Essentially, when a mathematician says "WOW! YOU EXIST!" to you, they are refering to these existence theorems and that you're amazing.

In Baldi's basics, if you answer all 3 questions in the first notebook correctly, Baldi compliments you with "WOW! YOU EXIST!". I then thought Baldi was a based chad, until that impossible question...

WOW! YOU EXIST! by EpicScientician December 5, 2021