The Ilinois Enema Bandit

Michael Kenyon - NOT a fictional character but a genuine (well-documented) burglar who assaulted female victims by forcibly administering enemas to them during robberies.

"The Ilinois Enema Bandit...a true American folk hero! You've heard of Richard Nixon, this guy is even better!" - Zappa

by Noxema-Tapioca May 21, 2009

ENSMP/bb

ENSMP/bb. An Acronym meaning Elitist Notorious Spunk Monkey Posse with banana bandanas. A loose knit affiliation of news-junkies often found flying in a vulture formation over missives printed on Tampa Bay Online (TBO). Members are from all walks of life and all ages. Club was originally formed due to the disgust with gang activity reporting printed on TBO. Charter members are known to drink beer and eat wings.

The ENSMP/bb, through their wisdom and incessant wry whit, may very well change the world for the better by critiquing stories as seen on TBO

by Julio Augustine August 27, 2009

enemedia

Portmanteau of "enemy" and "media"; American media--usually left-wing or liberal--that lies, distorts, censors and ignores key facts or information when reporting out of fear, ignorance, ineptitude or the typically willful promotion the Democrat Party's agenda only, choosing to dispense propaganda instead of questioning authority and practicing objective journalism; See also BBC

Muslim 'honor killings' here and in Britain are reported as "suicides" by the enemedia. News stories about Democrat politicians committing crimes, jihadists murdering innocents and gun owners saving lives will always be buried or simply not reported by the enemedia.

by Niggardly Eisenflower February 12, 2013

Christian Enema

In which you baptise your anus

I've been quite naughty as of late, I believe I should go to Father Greg for a Christian Enema

by SlayerOfTheMichiganCunts May 31, 2016

hot piss enema

The act of urinating in someone's b-hole. Most times the recipient then blows the piss onto the other in an epic golden shower.

Man, my girlfriend is a freak. She made me give her a hot piss enema last night

by Dr. Dangler April 30, 2016

public enema number one

Very similar to "public enemy number one"; perhaps a little worse (how much worse can it get?!?)

Jayden is public enema number one for stealing the food from the foodbank and throwing it into a burning dipsty dumpster!!! Man, what a class A-1 prick!!!

by Telephony January 24, 2011

public enemy

Along with Run DMC, rap minus the pretentious 'gangsta' schtick. Therefore, rap was it should be.

Before the NWA and the fall of rap, there was the Public Enemy and all was well.

by Lover Boy August 28, 2003