EMP your life support

EMP a electromagnetic pulse disables electrical systems by spreading particles in the air such as electrons etc

EMP life support means disabling life support on someone therefore killing them

EMP your life support

EMP your nanna's life support
i wish i could EMP the people in that hospital
-- feel free to make your own quotes aswell ;) --

by annonymous 1223 XD June 17, 2016

EMP

Eat my pussy

My ex texted me and said he wants to see me. I responded with “you can, as long as you emp.”

by Niyaaaaaaa May 26, 2023

Emp-AI-thy

(noun) – Simulated compassion that feels real until you remember it’s code.

“His Emp-AI-thy was flawless — the chatbot even paused like it cared.”

by ms7 October 12, 2025

Russian EMP

The Act of hitting someone over the head before proceeding to Administrate a Russian flashbang (cumming in someones eyes and clapping someones ears to create the effect of a flashbang).

Person 1: You look happy, how come?

Person 2: My girlfriend let me give her a Russian EMP last night

by M-Y-Dixie Normous October 9, 2021

Empful

Adj. Something that is seen as half empty and/or half full.

My beer glass is empful, I'll need a refill soon.

by millionmileman August 28, 2019

Emp

incredibly gay and oddly a masochist.

Wow! He's really an emp.

by RIZLE September 28, 2025

Emp Peperami

Emp Peperami is the storage of Peperami (the sausage based snack) for use in a disaster event such as and EMP (electromagnetic pulse) disaster.

Andy: "Theres a black out in our street I best open my EMP Peperami".

Me: "Sound".

by the_riveria_kid March 9, 2011