Hot Ears

The act of being embarrassed and getting a hot flash through your face.

Timmy got Hot Ears when he farted during the exam.

by Tyguy122 August 29, 2016

earnt

Essex way of saying "Earned."

e.g Last month I earnt £500.

by melina_x November 14, 2013

earnus

The saggy puckered lobe hole resulting from a removed gauge earring. Larger gauges will yield a sloppier, more ragged earnus resembling a pack of crusty rubber bands.

"Those gauges look cool now but underneath I know they're just two stretched-out leathery earnuses."

by Daniel Reskin October 26, 2014

Freudian ears

An error in hearing that is interpreted as occurring due to the interference of some unconscious ('dynamically repressed') wish, conflict, or train of thought of a sexual nature.

Ben: Hey man, did you see my cool trick?
Jeremy: Why would I want to look at your dick?
Ben: What? I said trick, I think you've got some Freudian ears.

by tikib March 1, 2011

Steering Ears

When someone's ears are so large, they can be held to control head movement during oral sex.

During Eclipse my friend Melanie looked to us and said, "Damn, Kristen Stewart has some steering ears!"

by Undermedicated January 16, 2011

even walls have eyes and ears

(тайное всегда становится ясным in Russian)

an expression meaning

even the best kept of secrets will become known sooner or later

son: dad, how did you know I had bad grades?

father: roflmao son, even walls have eyes and ears. You tried burning your report card, but forgot to take the ashes out of the fireplace; put 2 and 2 together, and you get 4, right?

by Sexydimma November 16, 2014

mickey mouse ears

when a girl (or a fat guy with manboobs) lifts up her shirt and places her exposed boobs over someone's head, making that person seem to be wearing micky mouse ears.

A good photobomb is doing the mickey mouse ears.

by phobioid March 1, 2012