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Essential Ears

The sharp pain experienced due to wearing medical grade face masks for hours on end.
COVID may be causing you to quarantine, but at least it’s saving you from a case of essential ears.
by TheDrewthHurts April 20, 2020
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Essentials

“He wears essentials oh yeah he’s gay”
by Varis February 21, 2025
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Essentials

A necessary ingredient to organize a party or gathering. Can be used as a synonym to a large number of things, including, but not limited to beer, coke, joints, whores, dwarves, fireworks, anal beads, bouncy castles or potato cannons.
Yo fam, have you ordered the essentials?
Nah, the stock on milfies is low at the moment
by cracktivator3 February 19, 2021
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bare essentials

Da minimum amount of your personal "real estate" dat you're expected to "show da world" at a nudist camp.
Da term "bare essentials" can also refer to da unclothed status of one or more fellow humans dat a pervert feels is vital and necessary for him to feel even at a minimum of happy, calm, satisfied, etc.
by QuacksO March 21, 2023
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Home essential

Home essential basically sounds like ''homosexual'' if you say it fast and it comes from Terri Joe's live when she asked a guy ''Are you a home essential?''
you’re a liar, a cheater, a sinner, and a home essential
by Mirkexiee August 18, 2024
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Essential

Teacher: You need to do well in math its very essential

Kid: really how is it useful?
Teacher: It keeps dumb whores like you from becoming doctors and killing all your patients
by dumbasswhore July 23, 2020
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