drastic measures

When one person is so angry at another that they announce "drastic measures" will take place. Ensuring that the actually act of drastic measurement is vague as to leave the victim confused and bewildered.

Laura proclaimed "drastic measures" will take place after skillfully spotting a girls pink backpack in the background of Dave's picture.

by Babar&Geigers November 22, 2009

Dr. Dumass

Someone who is such a complete dumbass, that they should have a PhD in being retarded. Dumass is one letter short of Dumbass, which makes it funnier when they don't realize what you're talking about.

Dr. Dumass over there, pranked called her school from her home phone without using *67.

by Lee Baker November 7, 2006

Durassic

(Adj). Stupid comments ; word used to describe impulsive comments

While I was describing my busy school day , my sister’s durassic comments made me want to explode!

by SpeechBabble May 24, 2018

durabitch

a word to describe a durable person

you're such a durabitch

by squares pears am i right? May 20, 2022

Re-Durabolitify

The act of repairing or raising the durability of a weapon or tool inside of an anvil or workbench in video games, particularly used in the game Minecraft. Popularised by the Youtuber Captain Sparklez in his Stone Block youtube series.

Now that we have created this automatic anvil we can re-durabolitify our armour and tools.

by Yllintor January 12, 2019

Bailey dumas

Big dick is a savage and pulls all the girls he also makes every one laugh and is very athletic and will run Brady parkerson over

Damn I wish I was like bailey Dumas he’s so cool

by The king 52936368382 March 21, 2020

Darasckebitchell

When a Nazi makes love with a Russian.

One day a teenager named Mitchell decided to show up to school one day. He never liked going to school because nobody liked him, since he was from Germany and was related to Hitler. The kids also made fun of him by calling him names, and the most used was 'bitchell'. Now when the day had been about half way through, he thought he had been late to math class. So he decided to sprint to class, hoping the teacher wouldn't write him up. When he finally got to class, he realized it was the wrong period of the day, and no one was in the classroom except him and the teacher, Mrs Darasckev. "Oh my gosh, I went to the wrong class. Can you please write me a pass so I won't be counted tardy?" said Mitchell. Mrs Daraskev replied in a seductive way, "Well, I could write you a pass, as long as you do something for me." So the two proceeded to have very nasty sex right there on her desk. Afterwards, both of them were excited, and couldn't even fathom what had happened, considering it had been the best sex either of the two had ever had. Then Mitchell thanked her had went off to his classes. He never did get that hall pass.

And that is the story of how the term Darasckebitchell came about.

by Secsual Tiger96 April 23, 2011