defacedbooked

when one spouse notifies the other of an intent to divorce by defriending them on facebook.

Colleen defacedbooked her soon to be ex-husband today.
A wave of friendecrement struck him as he noticed his friend count decrease.

by shoots-the-moon February 4, 2010

Duracel Dude

AKA your girls "other" boyfriend that sleeps under your bed in a shoe box.

Another term for BOB.

Ex1:

Guy: Why is there a box of old Nikes under the...Oh what the hell is this!


Ex2:

Guy: Babe! An earthquake is shaking the house right off of the foundation! We need to take cover!!!

Girl: Sorry it's my Duracel Dude. I'll turn him down to Jack Hammer...

by Not you November 3, 2008

defacebook crush

To remove a stalker, crush you didnt know wasn't just a friend because everytime your in a picture with a guy or girl they get jealous ?

I was at a party with a bunch of people and I just happened to be with a cute guy in a picture and was tagged and it posted to my profile ... now a guy that was just a friend ... I thought is all jealous and pissed off and going to fight for me ...what the fuck we went to the movies once? maybe lunch as friends. You are now "Defacebook crush"

by 1redcupcake September 1, 2010

deface

To perform modern art.

Friend: What's your job?
Artist: Defacing stuff

by Sinwah July 8, 2003

deface

1) (n) Not de ass

He hit me in de face, mon

by Hugh Jass July 11, 2003

DeFace

Post sappy or embarrassing Facebook status, while intoxicated, that you will later regret.

I HATE all of you because no one ever likes my status or makes any comments at all ... hic

Sorry, everyone. I promise not to DeFace anymore.

by Defacer November 5, 2010

Defaced

an act of owning some one so hard that there face either falls off,gets ripped off,shot off,or any word that you can comply of adding the word 'off' to the end of it.

Ira- Haha that wouldnt be the first time
Ekoorb- Im getting sick of these jokes ok real sick of them
Beau(from back of class)- DEFACED!

by Beau Butts January 5, 2008