Eastern European Card Draw

A bogus drinking card game you play with a group and target an unsuspecting person. The whole time you (and your accomplices) work to make the subject drink as much as possible. Goal is to see how far you can push without letting them discover that there is no actual structure to the rules and they always seem to have to drink.

Examples of how Eastern European Card Draw plays out:

"Guess this card"
"Seven of Diamonds?"
"It is a Diamond, but it's a nine. And since it is Wednesday you must drink eleven sips."

"Guess this card"
"Six of Hearts"
"It's a ten of Clubs, ten minus six is four but multiply by a factor of three because you're drinking a light beer. So drink twelve."

"Guess this card"
"Ace of Hearts"
"You got it! Everyone else drink one."

by Bill Murray (really?) October 14, 2013

dawlish

1- A minor and incredibly unimportant character in the Harry Potter novels. He made his first and only appearance in the fifth Harry Potter book, in the scene where Dumbledore flees Hogwarts school because of the obnoxiously irritating and stupid Ministry of Magic. Is an auror.

2- Harry Potter character made popular by John Noe, co-host of Harry Potter podcast "PotterCast". When facing a shortage of voicemails for their show, John phoned in with a message praising the actor who will be playing Dawlish in the fifth Harry Potter movie. Dawlish is now a household name, and the mere mention of his name makes passerby errupt in laughter.

Chipotle: Hi, you've reached Chipotle, Bob speaking, how may I help you?
Girl: Why hello, I'm looking for Dawwllllllliiiiiissssssh. Dawlish. Is he there?

by vogue girl August 20, 2006

torn your draws / torn your drawers

To fuck up in an epic fashion often involving a classless act, breach of trust, or both.

My boyfriend fucked a stripper so I had to dump his ass- he totally tore his draws.

torn your draws / torn your drawers

by MaryMooCow June 9, 2016

Pee Drawer

An empty dresser drawer usually filled with urine. Like the poop sock, you don't want mom to find this, or else you're fucked.

School Counselor: "So, Jimbo, why aren't you acting like yourself at school lately?'
Jimbo: "Mom found the pee drawer."

by Oliver Hotbox April 6, 2019

Drawing on a Mustache

When a beautiful woman alters her face in a cute, goofy or otherwise wacky way by "pulling a face" (crossing her eyes, sticking out her tongue, waggling her ears, etc). Sometimes it's an awkward moment. Sometimes it's a romantic moment. sometimes it's both. Regardless, it's adorable.

Although it can momentarily interfere with her attractiveness, it does not in any way diminish it. In many ways it may even accentuate it. Thank you to Esky.

Jack: "hey babe - you're looking hot today."
Jill: "...Bllpffft" (pulls a face - drawing on a mustache)
Jack: “such a babe.”

by Raspberry Jam October 6, 2009

drawdy

This is usually meant for a shy kind person who doesn't know how to show emotions but can give you good dick

Wow that's a drawdy

by Anonymous Girl December 17, 2016

Red Draw

A glass of beer with a few ounces of tomato juice mixed in. Some people add hot sauce or lemon juice. A specialty of Wichita Falls, Texas -- although the same drink can be found elsewhere under different names.

Bartender, I'll have a red draw.

by Cucany July 3, 2008