Douchebastic

A cross between Douchebag and Spastic

Dude, what he said was foul and uncalled for...straight up douchebastic

by Shackdriver February 10, 2020

Douchetastorphy

when someone very nice either gets a a large sum of money or becomes a manager and becomes a douche bag where you want to tell them off but cannot due to their status in life

John: ever since our friend got that manager position, he has become an asshole

Sam: yeah, he just became a douchetastorphy over night

by keith1234567890wryyrueueu June 5, 2010

Doucheass

A word used to modify any person solely as a put-down or commonly used in a combination of put-downs.

(1) Rick, that upsidedown, backwards visor is fuckin' gay, you doucheass.

(2) That kid is a doucheass mother fuckin' faget.

by Pierce S. December 9, 2003

anal douchecase

After you have used your butt pirate anal disposable douche for your partners pleasure, don't throw it in the garbage, instead just put the dirty filthy used plastic anal douche applicator in your douchecase for next time.

I'm ready for my conference meeting and just in case I see some hotties at the conference my douchecase is all packed. Never be caught without your "douchecase".

"Sally would you please see if my anal douchecase is on my desk?"

by spotted dick diesel September 11, 2012

Douchetastic

Anything and everything to do with The City of Pittsburgh...All of the lame townships, the cable car, the Igloo, The Penguins, The Steelers, The Pirates, Mario Lemieux, Kordell Stewart and his girlfriend Jaromir Jagr, Sydney Crosby, Willie Stargell, the dumb Ketchup Stadium, the mullet haircuts, the 83' Camaros everywhere, the white reebok velcro shoes, Bon Jovi concert tees, Iron City Light beer....

The Penguins looked Douchetastic during their loss to Washington yesterday....

by meongchungee May 3, 2009

douchecast

When an actor/actress is cast for the same type of role over and over and is almost always the douchiest character.

I'm so tired of seeing Matthew McConaughey play the same character in every romantic comedy, that guy has been douchecast!

by bronzeon78 July 15, 2009

Doucheyism

The practice of being a total & complete douche bag.

Describing the common behavior of a typical Jack-ass

I detected an awful lot of doucheyism in that family

by Team Nelson MN August 18, 2010