A douchebag so effective in its practices he seems like a sentient robot sent back in time to do one thing....be the ultimate douche.
by NSTS55 March 11, 2009
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by Nagballs July 17, 2009
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One who acts like he/she has more authority than has been bestowed to him/her. Often characterized as being loudmouthed, obnoxious, and having no friends. A compound of douchebag and hippopotamus.
by fightclubRAP April 30, 2010
Get the Doucheapotamus mug.When there are two cars in front of you on a two-lane road going exactly the same speed, preventing you from passing. Can be expanded for three or more lanes, or even walking behind people on the sidewalk.
I would have been here earlier but these damn synchronized douchebags on the Parkway didn't let me pass for 20 miles!
by purplecowboy September 11, 2009
Get the synchronized douchebags mug.The extended version of douche for those guys and girls who can't just be a douche. They're over ridiculous, a veteran idiot, make it not even your game anymore, are extremely lazy, think they're huge, love public humiliation and pick on smaller people for their sole entertainment.
"Jackie totally was making fun of Cindy's little brother, he thinks he's such a pro. That ass..."
"Yeah I noticed after he tried to pants me, big head and little arms that douchasaurus rex."
"Yeah I noticed after he tried to pants me, big head and little arms that douchasaurus rex."
by Perplexcity October 20, 2008
Get the Douchasaurus Rex mug.A phrase that was originally used against people who were tired when they came back from camp, but has evolved and can now be used against anything that someone might be doing that seems like something a douchebag would do.
1: "Wanna hang out?"
2: "I'm too tired, i just got back from camp"
1: " Wow, your one of those douchebags that's tired when they come back from camp?"
3: "What are you having for dinner?"
4: "Pizza."
3: "One of those douchebags that eats pizza."
2: "I'm too tired, i just got back from camp"
1: " Wow, your one of those douchebags that's tired when they come back from camp?"
3: "What are you having for dinner?"
4: "Pizza."
3: "One of those douchebags that eats pizza."
by YoudontknowmeYouthinkyouownme October 19, 2009
Get the One of those douchebags mug.A mega douche; a douche so big that it shouldn't even exist. The equalivance of a giant TOOL. A giant DOUCHE bag. Oversized idiot.
My boyfriend acts like a doucheasaurus 95% of the time.
I dated this guy for a few months and found out later that he was engaged. He denied it and said he wasn't married, so I emailed him his wedding registry. He said "I didn't want to tell you this way" WHAT a DOUCHEASAURUS!
I dated this guy for a few months and found out later that he was engaged. He denied it and said he wasn't married, so I emailed him his wedding registry. He said "I didn't want to tell you this way" WHAT a DOUCHEASAURUS!
by GTLBarbie September 3, 2013
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