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Ph.Doomed

The status achieved by someone who, having received a Ph.D., discovers to his or her lasting chagrin that it would seem to be an item of doubtful utility.
Andrea's friends--having prudently earned their MDs, MBAs, JDs, and other preprofessional degrees years before--were all now comfortably settled into lucrative careers; whilst Andrea, having toiled through the Bataan Death March-like process of getting her doctorate, now concluded, in the end, that she was merely Ph.Doomed.
by Andrew Roedell January 10, 2007
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doomed

Recockulously drunk. FUBAR. Cross-faded. Drunk and high. Drunk and on tons of vicodin. Blacked out. Pretty much any state where you don't think you're gonna make it.
"Dude, I'm so doomed right now - I cant stand up. Jus go without me..."

"hah, Luke was doomed last night! what a mess"
by bTreezy October 25, 2006
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dooced

1. To be fired from your job from talking about it on your blog. Dooce.com

2. "To have the hit count on one's blog jump from 20 to 6,000 hits per day from a single mention by Dooce." From 12tutufondue.blogspot.com

See also dooce.
1. I was dooced yesterday because some scumbag sent my boss the link to my blog.

2. Dooce linked me in her post and I got Dooced because of it.
by ladymadaysia April 18, 2005
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doosed

Bruv i'm doosed.

can only really be used when talking about yourself.
by LondonsBurningcosimonfire March 15, 2008
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Doomed Megalopolis

1. Something hopelessly beyond salvation. All your base are belong to someone else, and they have the deeds to all your base in a very firm grip. fubar.

2. Something terribly dissapointing. Worse than Rocky V. Worse than any Dolph Lundgren movie.

3. Any hypothetical or imaginary scapegoat for a problem. A not yet realized obstacle. In a situation where the negative effects of an unknown cause are being experienced, the unknown cause.

4. A terrible anime of the same name. The inspiration for all of these definitions. Worth watching.
1. No wonder your previous landlord billed you a G on top of the deposit he kept. I saw that place when you guys moved out, you vacated a Doomed Megalopolis, not an apartment.

2. In spite of the great things I heard about the first death scene in "Suspiria", that films' status as a Doomed Megalopolis is concrete in my book.

3. If someone hadn't told me about the strike, I would have guessed from the look of things that a fatal error had ocurred in our landfill's Doomed Megalopolis.

4. Even though its horrible, in its own way, the movie Doomed Megalopolis has something to teach us all.
by Tom Cerveaux August 2, 2005
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dutch-doored

when two friends simultaneously fuck one woman; one in the butt, one in the vagina
"Dude, me and Ty dutch-doored Veronica last night."
by dirk squarejaw May 4, 2003
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scooby-dooed

1. To be fooled, hood-winked, conned, scammed, got-over-on, duped. Getting taken advantage of.
2. Mental error, forgetfulness.
1. Extended warranties- You went for the whole deal? Boy, you got Scooby-dooed!
2. I forgot the cable guy was coming today. I really scooby-dooed that; Slipping one's mind.
by Icarlp February 29, 2008
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