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tux deductible donation

n. Money given to graduate or groom to help him defray costs of hi-jinks-related tuxedo damage.

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Who knew orange spray paint would not wash out?

Yeah. You should totally give Larry a tux deductible donation.

As if.
by gnostic 1 May 27, 2013
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Donatien

Beat yo meat to defeat your honour
by anonymous November 12, 2021
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Donation

The service of coming a lover in/on the face
Person a: ''Man, I gave Julie a sweet donation last night."
Person b: "Sweet, donations kick ass"
by vulvasker October 13, 2009
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donutations

The expectation of a donation of a donut. (Usually ends in heartbreak.)
She brought back home a cookie, and totally crushed my donutations.
by Lumby_Jack April 12, 2017
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Donatious

Someone who donates generously
"That millionaire was extremely donatious."
by Fanny350 May 27, 2005
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Phobic denotation ordeal

The curious and unpleasant yet unsurprising and common experience of looking up a person's name (perhaps your own) on Urban Dictionary and finding that the results become more and more

A) disgustingly homophobic (gaynotation)
B) shaming of fat people (fatnotation)
C) slut shaming (whorenotation)
D) racist (racenotation)

as you scroll down or go past the first page.

Option A occurs mostly with typically male names. When occurring with typically female names, it tends to be that the definitions are about male homosexuals anyway.

Option B and C occur mostly with typically female names.

Option D occurs mostly with typically male names, for some reason.
1. Francis is "some fag"
3. Sarah is a "dyke" and also a "noun" (Thanks for the clarification! Nothing gets past you, homophobes.)
4. Ashley is "usually a fatass"
5. Karen is a "hoebag"
6. Mario is a "Jew bitch cock"

I just went through a lot of phobic denotation ordeals looking up good examples for you people. I'm too disgusted to look up more.
by folkish February 11, 2010
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Organ donation

The act of fucking a woman, meaning "giving her your organ"
Man, Kellie is looking hot, I’d donate her an organ in a heartbeat!

I’d give Kathleen an anal organ donation like never before!
by Richter Ass October 24, 2020
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