dildonot

A dangerous dildo never intended to actually be used.

After mistaking a dildonot for her regular sex toy, Mary accidentally gave herself a prolapsed uterus.

by Hlalakar June 6, 2020

dildonian

A person or being from the fictional place called Dildonia.

Hey look Betty, there's Donald from Dildonia, what a Dildonian !

by jeffbo April 6, 2009

Dildongo

A Word That You Call Some One That Uses Dildos Way To Much.

Friend " I use my dildo every day !!! "

Colin " You are a Dildongo "

by c BOB c May 15, 2009

Dildonic

An adjective that describes any object that refers to or resembles the shape and form of a Dildo. Commonly used whilst describing architecture, or electronics.

Does anybody else think that tower looks slightly dildonic?

I'm not touching that remote, that thing is dildonic!

by DoutcheBag December 28, 2010

Dildonnery

A way of calling bullshit in the political world.

History Professor: "And then the Dixiecrats were formed".
Barack Obama: "That political party was pure dildonnery sir".

by xRahx March 10, 2009

dildonosphere

A sphere with many dildos sticking out of it. May be used by multiple people simultaneously.

Aren't you gonna wash that dildonosphere before you use it? You did buy it on Ebay, after all. OR Your mum and entire extended family had such an amazing time on the dildonosphere last night.

by M0dey March 12, 2010

Dildonic Plague

Like the plagues of history, a dildonic plague starts with a single infected person that spreads their infection to others. The symptoms consist chiefly of being driven to such distraction and stupidity in the face of easily avoidable catastophe that others who are not infected become convinced that having a violently raging dildo lodged in some hidden orifice is the only reasonable explanation, and that this "disease" is active and spreading amongst others.

This morning, our website was down because someone forgot to renew the certificate! Then the shipping department shipped my packages to the wrong address. Not an hour later, some guy clogged the toilet and flooded the bathroom by trying to flush it repeatedly. Finally, it ravaged operations, who accidentally canceled our Internet service! Someone should have taken the 10-inch vibrating mamba out of their ass before they came to work! We've got a freakin' dildonic plague on our hands!

by dirtforker February 8, 2020