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Dickelodeon

A rare type of penis with magical abilities that can grant flight power to its owner during sex.
Girl: How big was his dick?
Other girl: Small as shit, but it was a dickelodeon so we flew through the sky singing "Whole New World" while we had intercourse.
Girl: ...Worth it.
by Mei-main June 1, 2018
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dickmorphia

A man with a small penis who is delusional and thinks he actually has a large penis.
That guy I banged last night had a bad case of dickmorphia.
by BroyLaurenwood March 13, 2017
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Dickebo Effect

When a girl starts hitting you up, after you start getting serious with another girl
*Hot girl that has never talked to you messages you* "Fuck yeah, Dickebo Effect"
by Schultze June 18, 2017
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Dickimony

When he fucks so good you gunna have to take him to court when you separate or divorce to keep getting fucked like you accustomed to.
He fucked me so good, he ruined my pussy, if we break up imma have to pursue him for dickimony.
by Charmainia July 2, 2017
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Dickamore

Lives at mtnvw 219 and is really bad at bowling. Sometimes a little too goated with the sauce. But in the end likes guns and boobs
He’s acting like a Dickamore right now.
by Pdirtytalk March 13, 2022
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Dickem Sandwich

A Dickem sandwich is an insult, similar to the phrase go suck a dick, or suck my dick. This is a cleaner term that you can use in front of the elderly or young children to get your point across. This will also confuse your adversary, providing you with an advantage to retort his reply.

The origin of the term stems from a 2008 trip to Las Vegas, where I kept telling a friend to go eat a dickem sandwich. He didn’t know its meaning, but the phrase took and was used as insult thereafter. After I got food poisoning from a restaurant, he told me that I must have eaten too many dickem sandwiches
You would tell a person who just cut you off in traffic to go eat a dickem sandwich
or
When referring to a friend’s sexuality, you could ask him if he ate a dickem sandwich for lunch
by Awesome Dudes August 13, 2010
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Dikemobile

Subarus! Lesbians love them! As motor vehicles, of course!
Hey, look at Wanda and Rhonda in their new dikemobile. Think they're going to Home Depot to get some parts.
by yulia9 January 11, 2008
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