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You bet your dick and balls

A phrase said when something is sure to happen. A guarantee.

Example 1
Don: You going to the ice cream social tonight?
Craig: You bet your dick and balls I am!

Example 2
Craig: Are you trading that Carlton Fisk baseball card?
Don: You bet your dick and balls I am!

by fartmaster69 October 31, 2011

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Ball-Dick-Ball

Ball-Dick-Ball is the act of pulling one's penis down as far as it goes. The next step is difficult and possibly hurtful. It involves pulling one's balls up to either side of the severely elongated dick. Then cover the knob and top of the shaft with your hand, the scene should resemble three lovely coconuts standing in a row.
As part of the dick showing game, the result of an individual looking at the Ball-Dick-Ball is 20 punches to the arm

Damn man my arm hurts so fucking bad... should never have looked at that guys Ball-Dick-Ball

by the goochburger June 21, 2009

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Fucking dick shit balls face

Fucking Dick shit balls face is a sexually transmitted disease that you can only catch by fucking the devil, the symptoms of fucking Dick shit balls face are the metamorphosis of the shaft into a legitimate piece of shit and the sudden relocation of the testicles to the forehead

Person a- yo that dude has fucking Dick shit balls face
Person b- aw shit crucify that mother fucker, he fucked satan

by Bob the builders tight asshole February 11, 2019

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