Derpsical

a combination of derp and whimsical, describing a pattern, aesthetic, design or arrangement that appears to have been conceived by the imagination of a child, and put into place by angry raccoons.

1. That new NPC village we just found was totally derpsical.

2. My girlfriend tried to build her own car. Needless to say, the results were derpsical.

by wickaninnishthegreat October 11, 2012

Depussed

When one is sad about how little pussy he/she has gotten recently

John is rather depussed today. I guess Michele didn't let him hit it last night.

by Radi Barbaum September 2, 2016

Deryus

A sexy black college student that has a fat hard cock

Deryus fucked the shit out of me yesterday night

by rdjhfgsjhdkfsgnhkfdsbgkfds April 24, 2021

Whirling Derpish

The complex, confusing, mind boggling series of mental acrobatics that a person must perform to believe that Donald Trump is anything other than a fat, lazy, stupid con-man who’s only concern is for himself.

“Wow, that guy performed an amazing whirling derpish when asked why he supports a guy who believes in Chinese Hurricane Guns.”

by DMacR May 12, 2022

The Derps

A symptom found in gamers that causes them to exhibit - often times retarded - and pointless ignorance or devoid awareness of anything that regards intelligent thinking.

Primer has a serious case of the derps.

Or simply imagine somebody being as close to legally considered mentally handicapped without actually being quite there.

by Str8 Derpin' April 22, 2011

derpuka

The individual justification for Britain's exploitation of India.

god you wreak of curry and cows... you're such a derpuka!

by seacow91 February 27, 2010

Derpis

The bottom half of the reproductive organ on the women, or the vagina.

"I fucked her derpis so hard last night"

by CaptainFaggot April 17, 2012