deployed

To distribute persons systematically or strategically to a remote part of the planet with limited resources leaving them to their own resourcefulness, skill, strength and intestinal fortitude to return to their native habitat in one piece.

Your buddy woke up in Tunisia with a pair of ripped levi jeans, one air jordan and one pump sneaker both different sizes, a pencil, 4 grapes a fur coat and a rubberband with only 16 dollars and 81 cents in his pocket.

Sounds like somebody deployed him.

Yeah man, yeah, he probably screwed someone real bad to deserve that.

Hope he could remember his credit card number.

by nick June 16, 2005

deployment sluts

girls who think it's "trendy" to date military men, and thus act like complete freaking whores when troops' tours are over, even if these men show no interest.

Oh, you just got back from Iraq? Let's fuck. Oh, you don't want to? Then I'll try and rape you! giggle

by A girl good enough to marry. March 9, 2005

deploysion

A word used while describing the action of deployment while speaking with a disgruntled customer. Most typically used on a Friday, but could also be used on a Monday.

This recall may affect a possible deploysion of your airbags

by elitedev December 19, 2010

deploying flashbang

where you fuck around and send a dickpick or other shocking material to your Snapchat or similar platform’s story

Mex (yesterday): yo deploying flashbang

Will: yo what the fuck happened bro?
Mex: I accidentally deployed a flashbang on my Snapchat story :/
Will: damn it was a nice dick tho no homo

by Shialaebouf February 9, 2018

deploy the cows

When the cow go raid a slaughter house to free the bois

Cow 1:Ight where we landin
Cow 2: Moooooooooo!
Cow 3: bruh
Cow 1: ight slaughter house it is
Cow 3: its is what it is
Cow 2: moooooooooo!
truck driver: ight deploy the cows!

by I LIKE UR CUT G EEEEE October 26, 2020

Pro-deploy

To deploy resonators in a professional manner reflecting expertise and knowledge of the lay of the land. Used in the AR game ingress.

Brian is so leet, he always pro-deploys and those lazy smurfs waste so much gear on his portals.

by Mikki janes June 20, 2016

deploy some troops

another term for taking a dump, probably more so appropriate in a military setting. See also amphibious assault and bombing mission.

I have to go deploy some troops before the meeting starts.

by DocP October 20, 2006