Dafuq

The mixing of the words The and Fuck.

Jimmy:I gave a blowjob last night John...
John:DAFUQ!!!

by Bossmann Plays January 3, 2017

Dafunks

Someone who brings it all, but is very homosexual and likes to have sexual relations with underage boys.

Man that guy is Dafunks.

by risc411 December 4, 2009

Dafuq

A contraction of the phrase "what the fuck"; one that is commonly posted on forums as an expression of confusion. It is often said by people with no creativity, imagination or unique traits, who regurgitate this vapid phrase in order to "comically" display their sheer lack of humour/understanding towards anything even slightly out of the ordinary. (see normality).

A user, with no sense of self respect, encounters a slightly funny/absurd YouTube video and feels the need to comment.

-User: "Dafuq did i just watch??"

-EVERYONE ELSE: *Facepalm*

by ManSpider June 13, 2013

Dafuq

We on dis beach
Finna get crunk
Eyebrows on fleek
DAFUQ

~~~poem of the year

2014

Me: Yo! I just shaved my ass
Joe: Dafuq?!?!?!??!?!?

by mankanshoku_child April 14, 2015

dafuqitifuk

When you don’t know what someone is talking about, an extended version of dafuq

“What dafuqitifuk is Cameron talking about?”

by Nico4182 April 14, 2020

dafuqusayritenow?

A shortened form of “what the fuck are you saying right now?” Used as an expression of disbelief of how absolutely retarded an individual can be. Usually said in an unnaturally high voice.

Him: I bet that dog’s ass is rly tight
Me: dafuqusayritenow?

by Cheemsburbger24601 October 27, 2020

dafuq

Usually used in questioned form like "The fuck?" but "Dafuq?"

"Dafuq did she just say? Bitch ima throw down!"

by Frigiraffe April 10, 2015