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Cuntress

A cuntress is a woman (or gay man, or anyone you like, really) who is both cunty and a prophetess. She is photogenic, and slays everything she does by simply existing. She knows she's a stunning and powerful woman and she flaunts that fact. Contrary to popular belief, it *is* a compliment.
"Wow, Yeojin has proven herself a cuntress yet again."
by Stan Lu Nah June 9, 2020
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Cuntrama

Drama only a cunt could make. Usually blown out of proportion. So much Drama the white girls will say " I can't even"
Dave: "did you hear the Cuntrama in the hallway during lunch?

Steve: dude the entire school heard that crap.
by Kaybul April 8, 2015
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Cuntrarian

Rejecting or opposing popular opinion and denying reality by being a complete and utter cunt.
Donald Trump is a cuntrarian fucker isn't he?
by Fulton Starkweather September 30, 2018
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Cumtruffle

When you jack off to food porn and your cum seems gourmet.
Richard: Where were you yesterday?
Kevin: Bro I had a cumtruffle.
by Vag Muncher 5000 January 27, 2019
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Cuntree

The place to send a person who already resides in his own country but who stopped making any sense and lost all abilities to argue diligently, typically on social media. Since the person is already in his/her own country, the only place for them left to go back to is the cunt they came out from or any other within their family tree.

Typically used to address a person of Maltese origins, resides in Malta and thinks foreigners are aliens.

To be used in a polite manner, ideally by thanking the person you are addressing with this request.
Example 1:

Marjow Borg Real Estate Agent: ''BARGAIN. Larger than usual 55sqm two bedroom apartment in Sliema. Luxury finished. EUR 890,000."

Marija Sammut: " Marjow, please delete the post and go back to your cuntree. Thank you"

Example 2:

Gina Bezzina: "All these foreigners are taking over our island. We should send them back to their country, our economy was doing fine without them."

Andrew Johnsson: " Gina please be so kind and go back to your cuntree. Make sure to take any offspring with you. Thank you."
by naghga September 28, 2019
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Cuntraband

Contraband stored in the vagina.

The items held within the vagina do not necessarily have to be illegal, one may well stash spare change or chapstick there.
Charlotte hoped to get across the border. She was carrying cuntraband: two rather mangy hens and a dachshund named Colin.
by Coraline Mae September 28, 2012
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mind cuntrol

A term used when a girl uses sex to control a guys thoughts or actions.
guy 1: Dude how'd you miss that party last night?

guy 2: Damn mind cuntrol man...
by Conartist66 March 18, 2010
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