the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

Yeah, people actually do use this term, but they get it wrong mostlys.

The five finger, knu... aaawwww, fuck it. I whacked off.

by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004

blue veined custard chucker

A.K.A: Penis, Knob, Pink pogo stick etc. This term is usually used to describe a large shlong that chucks custard or semen(cum).

She saw his eyes penetrating her dress, though wishing that it was his blue veined custard chucker

by bigboy69 April 13, 2004

Custard Nazi

Someone that is a total bitch about the way custard is made.

' you should use a microwave, I always use a microwave, you're doing it wrong, I'll do it'

'you're such a custard nazi'

by TheFullTruth April 18, 2013

face like a bulldog eating custard

A very unattractive woman.

'She's got a face like a bulldog eating custard'

by shortsite January 10, 2009

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel

Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

by Alex Bahder January 27, 2006

Tubby Custard Shit

1. a very fat person.
2. When your shit is kinda like taco shits but looks like tubby custard.

1. ex: Oh my god look at her, she's a tubby custard shit.

2. ex: "why weren't you at school?" "i had the tubby custard shits."

by Keith_the_tubby_custard_shit June 16, 2014

Sunny Custard Yellows

Not being afraid and knowing exactly why you are not afraid.

...the greens are because you're not getting fat or because it's been clear skies too long. You're just happy, that's all. The sunny custard yellows are amazing. Suddenly you're not afraid and you know what you're not afraid of.

by stefawesome January 24, 2010