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cootician 

One who performs minge topiary either professionally or as a hobby.
When Jane's bush became an untamed jungle she asked her friend Jill for the name of a good cootician.
cootician by friesandgravy July 27, 2021
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cootician 

One who performs minge topiary either professionally or as a hobby.
When Jane's bush became an untamed jungle she visited her favorite cootician and opted for the Martini Glass.
cootician by friesandgravy July 27, 2021

cuntiana 

when something is cunt but still a little classy. or someone who knows how diva she can get.
"damn that fur coat is cuntiana mama!" or "i knew she was a cuntiana when she walked in"
cuntiana by mamaboochie105 June 24, 2024

Cuntiving Cuntasaurus 

A cuntasaurus is an ancient, red-headed Aussie barn goblin with a knack for sticking her nose where it doesn’t belong and ruining everyone’s day just for sport. Fueled by negativity and nosiness, she stomps around like she owns the place, spreading unsolicited opinions and bad vibes like manure in a windstorm. Her natural habitat is anywhere she can criticize, eavesdrop, or create drama—and her mating call is the sound of condescension wrapped in a fake smile. Best handled with a heavy dose of sarcasm and a good sense of humor—because life’s too short to let a cuntasaurus ruin your ride.
Grumpy G is the definition of a cuntiving cuntasaurus. Today she barged a clearly seculded area just to eavesdrop and talk shit on some absolutely irrelevant shit.
I didn't know there were so many criticians until I started trying.
Critician by begli October 18, 2025

Cuntilingo

Any variations of the root word 'cunt'. Includes spellings like 'hunt/hunty/cunty/cuntiest' and acronymizations like charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent.

Meaning range from the intentionally offensive "he is acting cunty" to positive affirmations like "she is so cunty!".
"Tricia is serving cunt. Omg hunty. I can't. I'm dying. So much charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent! She is the absolute cuntiest! I am running out of cuntilingo for how amazing she is!"
Cuntilingo by Kaybriekay April 18, 2026