Crocodile Cum

A phrase to refer to an incident where someone has faked an orgasm, similarly to how "crocodile tears" refer to someone faking sadness.

I thought my boyfriend had the orgasm of his life last night, but it turns out it was just crocodile cum.

by AhnikSaur March 30, 2020

dirty crocodile

A crocodile that doesn't clean up after itself

My friend offered to show me his dirty crocodile, but I wasn't sure what it was so I ran away. Now, I am on urban dictionary realizing my fear was irrational.

by erockefeller October 2, 2020

Commando Crocodile

A comic created by Matty Shub, the comic appears in in Diary of a Wimpy Kid: No Brainer, having an Australian crocodile going on adventures and bla bla bla. The comic was flagged by a parent because the crocodile wasn't wearing pants.

Library Book Challenge Form:
Name of Book: Commando Crocodile: Tunnel Vision
Author: Matty Shub
Reason for challenge: crocodile is not wearing pants

by George Hiffy November 6, 2023

Lyle Lyle crocodile

The hottest voice out there. He’s so pretty and makes the best lalala

Lyle Lyle crocodile is a crocodile and loves being human

by BiscuitToesOwO March 18, 2023

Chocodile

The greatest snack you'll ever eat in your entire life. Doctors and sexual philosophers have performed tests showing that the pleasure of eating one chocodile is equal to that of a massive orgasm.

First person eating chocodile- "This chocodile is amazing"

Second person eating chocodile- "It is the best thing ever"

Person finished with chocodile- "I think I just came..."

by Sir Hymen Buster June 14, 2008

Crocodile tears

A false display of emotion.

Her upset was just crocodile tears. She really didn't care.

by apopheniac August 16, 2009

Crocodiling

When a guy goes down on a girl but is looking up at her while he is doing it, so all she can see are his eyes, like a crocodile poking its eyes out of the water.

"He kept crocodiling while going down on me and it totally ruined the moment because I couldn't stop laughing."

by opportunitybanana1 November 22, 2013