Cawkslappa

Cawkslappa or Cock-Slapper defines a person being slapped with a cock.

Misuses of this word include Chickens being slapped in the face by a Rooster and someone being Turkey-slapped.

How does a good Cawkslappa feel HawkerX?

by bigone001 October 21, 2010

crapslap

The act of wipeing your (or someone else's) ass just after a shit and then slaping someone.

guy 1: wow dude did you hear that new justin beiber shit?

guy 2: ya i wish i could crapslap him!

by sexapeal July 6, 2011

Crankstar

James pauni.... professional at smoking dope...

Did you see that 'Crankstar at the trap ? He had the best dope.

by Gangsta wayz November 28, 2017

Crankshawed

During sex you accidentally hit your head and fart

I got a little too wild with my girlfriend the other night and I accidentally Crankshawed, now she won’t even look at me

by Dave The Meme King September 7, 2022

crackflappery

crackflappery. It literally means a loud, barking, fart. Figuratively, it is akin to the Chinese, "go pi" which means "dog farts" as in "you are speaking in dog farts."

For example: "Tucker Carlson's crackflappery about migrant caravans is just meant to frighten and distract his viewers."

Or: "Bears' fans crackflappery about winning the North is gone by the 3rd week of the season."

by Packer Pete September 11, 2022

crankstipated

The feeling and outward emotion of being cranky due to constipation.

John was terribly crankstipated until he took a dump, relieved his constipation and his crankiness went away.

by Spaulding Smails January 15, 2025

Cajun Crankshaft

Throwing creole seasoning in a woman's eyes, slapping her in the face, then fucking her in the ass with Cajun sauce on your dick.

I got served a restraining order from a girl I picked up last week because I gave her a Cajun Crankshaft.

by Ohshitpete July 4, 2023