Crankshawed 

During sex you accidentally hit your head and fart

I got a little too wild with my girlfriend the other night and I accidentally Crankshawed, now she won’t even look at me

Crankshawed by Dave The Meme King September 7, 2022

crunkshowed 

an extension from the word crunk , the term crunkshowed refers to so one one who is under the influence of extensive amounts of both alcohol and THC.

crunkshowed is used when simply saying someone is crunk, just won't cut.

john: hey did you see Julian?, he just did a keg stand!
Jane: oh really? cause the last time i saw him he was taking a bong rip!
john: man he must be so crunkshowed!!!

OR

Rory: hey look Julian is just sitting in the corner laughing.
Matt: look now, he is puking his guts out !

Santiago: calm down guy's, he's just crunkshowed.

crunkshowed by bushpounder September 2, 2010

crenshawed 

when they choose a guy with a wife and a kid instead of a perfect guy

damn! he just got crenshawed by his girlfriend.

crenshawed by jkelykm August 16, 2022

Crawshawed 

When you have been skull fucked to the point where you black and wake to find your clothes are gone.

I woke to find I had been Crawshawed.

Crawshawed by 2PairsO'Pants August 18, 2016

Crenshawed 

To expel vomit or liquids explosively.

"Dude, what a crazy night!"

"Yeah man, that chick Crenshawed everywhere!"

Crenshawed by Missouranatheart June 5, 2018