cootarded

1. A dumb blonde who is female; relating a woman (coota) and retardation (blonde)

2. One having no idea what to do whatsoever with vagina(s)

1. That beez is cootarded, she can't even count to 9

2. The 40 year old virgin is cootarded

by Stephan Hyphinator May 30, 2006

Coppard

Simply Coppard means a person who is unfortunate enough to have a large nose or a head shaped like an egg.

You could say Look theres David! He's a bit of a "Coppard"

by John Gordon September 8, 2004

cowtard

(KOW-tard) Combination of coward and tard, used as an alternative to nerd.

Bud is such a cowtard whenever someone stands up to him.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

contarded

a combination of being conceited and retarded.

Britney Spears is so conceieted. thinks she's so hot when she's just a has been whore. she's retarded too, who lets a baby sit in their lap while they're driving. man, she's so contarded.

by Lola_lola23_2 September 21, 2006

contarded

of being contorted and/or retarded

diving off that bridge was really "contarded"!!!

by a. nonimouse July 6, 2003

comtarded

When your cable company promises to come out to fix your cable TV and Internet, and you apparently weren't home even though you were.

"Sounds like your service is Comtarded!"

by orangegeek May 21, 2008

Copward

A police cop who abuses his/her powers to bully people so he/she can feel better about himself/herself and who, therefore, deep down is nothing but a coward.

That cop kicked a pregnant woman in the stomach. He's nothing but a copward.

by the seeker February 26, 2013