Cootie cat

Women's vagina

Don't touch my cootie cat! Maybe later..

by 515Nannie November 12, 2019

Boy cooties

Gross germs passed by a little boy touching a little girl.

Don't sit by me you got boy cooties!

by jesRika April 8, 2020

Covid Cootie-cross

when someone approaching you crosses the street to avoid contagion

Karla was walking and talking to mom on her cell and noticed a dude who crossed to the other side. "OMG mama this guy just did a Covid Cootie-cross on me!"

by Uncle Joosie April 22, 2020

cootie cooch

a cooch infected with cooties. What kids are afraid of.

Watch out she has a cootie cooch!

by kaylakay August 5, 2007

cootie hunt

why the school nurse sometimes sends people home to have their hair combed out for li'l bitty varmints crawling around in it; also known as Lice Chex.

Seven kids in our room got sent home today for a cootie hunt, Mom, including me!

by jimmiedavurdmeister January 2, 2009

Unemployment Cooties

fear of interacting with an unemployed person for fear that whatever caused him or her to be unemployed will transfer to you. Originally used by John Stewart on the Daily Show.

After I lost my job, all of my "friends" suddenly became too busy to spend time with me. I guess I have unemployment cooties.

by wouldaben January 4, 2011

dune coonitis

A disease that is only found in the middle east.it causes the dune coons..aka sand niggers to want to blow themselves the fuck up. there for alot of dune coons have it hence all the suicide bombing all over the place..

that fucking sand nigger had dune coonitis..good thing he is cured because he blew himself the fuck up..thats also one less dune coon we have to worry about.

by dunecoon69 March 7, 2011