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contraceptive

A measure taken to prevent pregnancy. Includes the condom, oral contraceptive pill (OCP), patches, injections, cages, caps and sponges amongst other methods.
"are you on the pill?"

"are you using a contraceptive?"

"use a condom you dirty fuck"
by Oli87 June 22, 2007
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contract killer

(n.)- A paid professional whose sole purpose is to seek and destroy.
by Contractkiller69 November 25, 2006
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Contrabass

European Stringed Instrument, used for orchestral purposes. Found in modern music in the form of an electric bass.
The String quintet had two violins, a viola, a cello, and a contrabass.
by Chipwich88 January 3, 2005
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Contra Alto Clarinet

Contra alto clarinets are tall deep e flat clarinets. They are by far the best clarinet because they are rich and deep and make an awesome bass section. They're way better than baritone saxophones because, they just are.

Crazy clarinet players that play a bunch of instruments love to play the contra alto clarinet and when their teacher gives them some music for it, they get VERY excited.

Contra alto clarinets are reed instruments. A reed is a piece of plastic or bamboo that vibrates when air goes over it and it creates sound. A reed is kind of like one of those sticks doctors put on your tongue.

Since the instrument is so tall, you have to sit on two chairs or even a stool sometimes. It makes you feel powerful like a king or queen. You dominate the whole band.
Wow, what instrument is she playing? Oh thats a contra alto clarinet.
by crazy clarinetist August 2, 2010
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Eye Contract

To make eye contact with the driver in the lane you are attempting to merge with.
"You have to let the person in if you make an eye contract."
by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006
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au contraire

The snobbish French way to say "on the contrary", which is the snobbish English way to say "rather".
A: Au contraire, while an opinion cannot be wrong, that makes you no less of an imbécile.
B: Touché.
by Joshua Fan November 17, 2013
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oral contraception

Oral sex that ends in orgasm without intercourse.
Sarah: I forgot to take my birth control.

Chris: We could do some home-made oral contraception.
by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009
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