contranky 

a combination of two words: contrary and cranky, meaning to be in a foul, unpleasant mood.

John: She's not too happy, whats her problem?
Luke: Oh, she's just being contranky.

contranky by Bushka December 6, 2006

contransmagnificandjewbangtantiality 

A word invented by James Joyce and used in his Ulysses. The word may be broken into parts to better understand its meaning:

con-trans-magnific-and-jew-bang-tantiality

The "-tantiality" is just a suffix for "con-" and "trans-". The "con-" refers to consubstantiation, the belief in Catholic theology that the father, the son and the holy spirit are all of the same substance but each presents in a different form. The "-trans-" refers to transubstantiation, the belief in Catholic theology that during communion the bread and wine literally become the body and blood of christ; the mundane is transformed into the divine. These two first parts of the word indicate that the word has to do with the intersection between the divine (god) and the mundane (humanity), or christ. The "magnific" refers to the magnificent, the divine. The "-and-" simply refers to the word "and" and the "-jew-" refers to a Jew, specifically Mary. The "-bang-" is where things get tricky and we see a bit of Joyce's (slightly blasphemous) humour: in one sense, "-bang-" refers to a collision between the divine and Mary (christ). It also refers to sex; Mary is impregnated by the divine and out of this tryst christ is born. Joyce intentionally juxtaposes sexuality and the virgin because he both believes that all human activities are beautiful and deserve to be represented in literature and because, in order for christ to have a human mother and a divine father, he must have blood from both.

You: Contransmagnificandjewbangtantiality.
English Professor: You get an "A," and you don't even have to come to class anymore.

You: Contransmagnificandjewbangtantiality.
Catholic Priest: STOP READING JAMES JOYCE WE NEED TO BURN THAT FILTHY BOOK BEFORE IT POISONS MORE MINDS AND DAMNS MORE SOULS!!!

Hot Girl: What does contransmagnificandjewbangtantiality mean?
You: I better come over and explain it to you. We may even need to act it out...

contransmagnificandjewbangtantiality by Avrilsbestguy October 2, 2011

contrunky

Used to describe the texture of a type of food, mostly chips. It can be good or bad depending on the context it is used. and when speaking its best to use facial expressions to get your point across.

used in a bad way:
ugh these chips are so contrunky (bad facial expression)
used in a good way:
i love these chips they are so contrunky (pleased facial expression)

contrunky by thepeepeeperson December 30, 2020

on the contrary 

The exact opposite of what someone would expect. Irony; see contrary

I thought the killing part of the movie would scare the children, but on the contrary, that was their favorite part.

on the contrary by BocaBabie1234 August 13, 2009

contrary 

* A complete opposite/contrast to as the truth stands

* "We all believed that Luke was straight, but the truth was quite the contrary"

contrary by LJones August 3, 2005

contranym 

A word whose meaning is contradicted by its own, alternate, meaning.

"Clip; meaning both to attach to and to remove from is a prime example of a contranym"

contranym by Thebestoftimestheworstoftimes September 29, 2013

Contranize 

To condescendingly patronize somebody.

To make it seem like you are complimenting somebody when it is clear to everybody involved that you are making fun of them and their entire life in general.

Yo yo Gio!! Are you wearing one of those douchey Affliction shirts?!?! THAT IS FUCKING AWESOME!!!!" "Damn bro, you totally just contranized the shit out of me.

Contranize by Frankenskedge June 20, 2010