Contranize 

To condescendingly patronize somebody.

To make it seem like you are complimenting somebody when it is clear to everybody involved that you are making fun of them and their entire life in general.

Yo yo Gio!! Are you wearing one of those douchey Affliction shirts?!?! THAT IS FUCKING AWESOME!!!!" "Damn bro, you totally just contranized the shit out of me.

Contranize by Frankenskedge June 20, 2010

au contraire 

The snobbish French way to say "on the contrary", which is the snobbish English way to say "rather".

A: Au contraire, while an opinion cannot be wrong, that makes you no less of an imbécile.
B: Touché.

au contraire by Joshua Fan November 17, 2013

cothranized 

To begin with a completely reasonable concept, and then blow it up beyond all sane proportions to make it teeter on the verge of the incredulous and impossible.

After I became cothranized, I realized that there needs to be 28 hours in a day...27 for work and 1 for gettin' jiggy!!!

cothranized by Snuggles 2 July 27, 2009

Conanized 

To wait a substantial period of time to have something given to you, only to have the previous proprietor take back said gift for their own personal benefit.

Last week my coworker promised to bring me a delicious cupcake and after I'd taken one bite I was totally Conanized.

Conanized by Im4Coco February 3, 2010

centralized air conditioning 

A metaphor that originated in China to describe a guy or girl who is too kind to everyone to the point people start falling in love with them.

Dude, that guy at the orientation is like centralized air conditioning! He’s putting up that act for sure.

centralized air conditioning by user37174038511 March 18, 2021

contrainment 

noun
1. an effort that is inconvenient
2. a factor causing trouble in achieving a positive result or tending to produce a negative result
3. a condition or state of affairs almost beyond one's ability to deal with and requiring great effort to bear or overcome

syn - difficulty

1. the fact or condition of being contrained.
2. Often, contrainments.
3. a trouble or struggle.
4. a cause of trouble, struggle, or embarrassment.
5. a disagreement or dispute.
6. reluctance; unwillingness.
7. a demur; objection.
8. something that is hard to do, understand, or surmount; an impediment or obstacle.

That silly lady at the DMV was giving me some contrainments about my expired tags!

My mexican pal is trying to act white but all he does is cause us a bunch of contrainment when dealing with his ridiculous antics.

Every time I go into the salesman's office he gives me a buncha contrainment about how smart he is.

contrainment by David - TeamPSI May 11, 2007

cothranize 

To generate a general lack of sociability and misconception of time. A person that has been cothranized displays strange tendencies toward small creatures and an odd desire to move about in ambulatory movements while conceptualizing copulatory positions.

1) In the process of sorting his samples, he became cothranized.

2) While being excluded from breakfast, her experiment was cothranized.

cothranize by Snuggled July 23, 2009