Confusincest

The strange phenomenon where all of your close friends become an extended family where "blood lines" overlap and make absolutely no sense to the people involved or those observing from a sane vantage point.

Friend 1: I have 3 moms, one of them being male, 4 daughters (1 adopted), my stepmom is also my sister, my other brother is the black sheep literally, another sister is my synchronized sex twin, and one of my daugters has like, 3 dads.

Friend 2: O_O...that's total confusincest...can I join?

by sassyjurphy January 26, 2011

consumingness

another way to say it takes too much time

I hope you fail because of your non-time consumingness.

by I told you Banks June 1, 2011

cohousing

Semi-communal housing formed with an aim toward Earth-friendly, closer-knit living. Legally, the decision to co-own and care for common areas clustered among privately-owned homes is a significant cultural artifact.

Cohousing groups commit to participatory group-governance.

by docpatti April 3, 2020

Comusing

amalgam of confusing and amusing. so confusing it’s hilarious

work today was sooo comusing... did you hear the way Sandra was trying to explain it ?!?

i know, how embarrassing. i was laughing so hard it was so comusing

by scmat October 19, 2020

confusins

someone who’s not fully intellectually there and gets confusins sometimes.

he’s confusins

by yousmelledlikebologna January 12, 2023

+1 conjuring

When engaging in masturbatory fantasy using mental images to conjure sexual memories or scenarios in your mind's eye. After coming, it is polite to text the individual, "+1 conjuring," to let them know you have conjured their presence and came hard.

You: Hey babe, I just got off and leveled up! +1 conjuring.

Them: Thank you Kanye, very cool!

by tuffyepstein November 2, 2020

mind consuming

Always thinking about someone/thing

Thoughts about my boyfriend are so mind consuming

by Gooniesssssss September 23, 2016