Confused Clucker 

An act in which you insert a chicken egg inside a woman's vagina, allowing it to incubate until it, with any luck, hatches.

Mr. Davidson gave Suzie the Confused Clucker as an extra credit project. I heard he was fired.

Confused Clucker by Frank West August 28, 2006

Confused Matthew 

One incredibly pretentious and untalented film reviewer that keeps making boring videos only to complain about movies that he don´t like but other people enjoyed. His videos are incredibly boring and tedious, and all of them are a complete waste of time. Just like Urban Dictionary.

Man, I rather rub my eyes with onions rather than watch any of those shitty videos made by Confused Matthew.

Confused Matthew by amaurysvp01 January 10, 2011

confused brown dirt star 

Hillary clinton

She is a bitchsquealer and a confused brown dirt star

confused brown dirt star by Dinosaureggs July 25, 2015

confused meme 

That moment when the avocado was not in the refrigerator.

The confused meme surprised everyone.

confused meme by TosterOven January 29, 2017

confused colonial 

When a student at one college wears clothes supporting another college.

Look at that confused colonial wearing a Harvard shirt when we go to LSU.

confused colonial by SadestPotato October 23, 2017

Confused Scope

A person who confused scopes will use a sniper rifle, but instead of aiming down the scope, or quick scoping, like sniper riffles were made for, they aim down the sights while rapidly moving the left anolog stick every-which-way, resulting in either a one hit kill or a hitmarker, despite the fact a majority of the time the cross hairs miss the target. Then when somebody uses a sniper riffle for what it was meant for and look down the scope or quickscope, the people who confused scope yell at the player who looked down the scope or quick-scoped and scream "I WAS GOING FOR A CONFUSED SCOPE". Confused scopes are a good way to make your friends angry, right after they yell "Make it a nice killcam!".

Demetre- "Make it nice"

Everyone-"Yes"

*FINAL KILL*

Demetre-"JACOB!"

Jacob-"It was a confused scope!"

Everyone-"Oh that's okay then."

Confused Scope by poppa dad March 11, 2011

Confused Polak 

A polish person who is led to believe they are Ukrainian. Usually Migrated to North America. Their parents are usually born in Poland.

Q: So Ulana whats your background? A: Ukrainian
Q: Where were your parents born? A: Poland
You Confused Polak

Confused Polak by Polopolo8888 January 6, 2012