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US CONSTITUTION

The defining document of American Democracy. Writen and signed September of 1787 it influenced American power and it's way of life. Created to replace the Articles of Confederation which were weak and didnt have any real power, it gave the federal and states equal powers as to help balance the sharing of power. The US Constitution seperated the government into 3 branches.
Judical
Legislative
Executive
As to give equal power or a system of "Checks and Balances" so no 1 branch would become more powerful than the other. It has become a symbol of American democrazy and power and has even influenced other countries constitutions for more than 200 years.
Preamble of The US Constitution,
We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.
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Constitution

*A person's build.

*A thing's appearance.

*A nation's VITAL document regarding how it works, and, for example, what freedoms the people are allowed.
"The US Constitution is not only vital, but sacred as well."
-me
by Dave April 16, 2004
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connecticut sucks

Person A: Man Connecticut sucks, lets get the fuck out of here.
Person B: Yeah I know, I'm ashamed to have lived here most of my life.
Person C: My anus leaks just being in this state.
by timothy k May 24, 2008
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Constitutional Cherry Picker

One who interprets the United States Constitution to coincide with their own worldview by selecting certain amendments to defend at all costs, while dismissing others.
A Constitutional Cherry Picker is someone who quotes the constitution while claiming that the 2nd amendment protects everyone's absolute right to own and carry a gun anywhere, but simultaneously believes that Muslims should not be granted religious freedom to build a mosque 2 blocks away from the 9/11 ground zero site.
by Logan2255 August 15, 2010
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connecticut women

Women who only date assholes. These women are generally from Connecticut and have specific criteria for dating. They look for a man with one or more of the following traits:
1. is an asshole
2. treats them like shit
"Hey, I heard you did that really romantic thing for Stacey on Valentine's day. How did it go?"
"Not very well. She said she still likes Richard."
"But when she and Richard were dating, he treated her like shit and was a complete asshole to her. He even hit her."
"I know. She's such a Connecticut woman."

"So then I was a complete gentleman and treated her like a lady, so she broke up with me."
"Wow. Connecticut women these days."
by COOOORRAL!!!! February 26, 2014
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Connecticut Kiss

The “Connecticut Kiss” is the act of standing next to someone, and catching their cold or flu during the fall or winter seasons.
I was just standing there at the bus stop, and some homeless guy gave me the Connecticut Kiss...
by FallenStar65 February 2, 2019
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Connecticut Chimp

to do something with insane intensity, or to eat something with insane intensity. Remember that chimpanzee that ate that lady's face? yeah, that's what you're about to do when you say this phrase.
Me: Dude, back the fuck up, or I'll go all Connecticut Chimp on your ass!
Asshat: Ok, you win!

Me: I haven't eaten all day, I'm about to go Connecticut Chimp on these nachos!
by reelbigdave March 10, 2009
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