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Condometer

A gauge on a scale of 1 to 10, used to judge how necessary the use of a condom is.
1 in 3 of all men have fed her the business; I would say shes bout a 9! On the condometer!
by Matt Tim Ryan 17 September 21, 2009
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condometron

when a boy and a girl gets started and then the boy ruins the moment by saying "wait let me get a condom on"
girl: lets get down to business
boy: *puts in*
girl&boy get started
boy: wait let me put a condom on!
girl: OH MY GOD! YOUR SUCH A CONDOMETRON!
by nigelbabynigel June 28, 2011
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Condomint Slapstick

When you insert fine crushed mint leaf into a condom and you slap your hoe with it while she slob on your knob
“Hey babe want to try some condomint slapstick
by Jinkerfuckendorf April 14, 2019
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congemenous

Well basically when the areas of views of life collide with its normal views it becomes filled up with the atomic particles from the unity system that can be symbolized as a way to congemenate people in believing that the earth is actually a rectangle...
You’re so congemenous
by Congemenous man February 9, 2022
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Do you condemn Hamas?

Hamas is the de facto governing entity of the Gaza Strip, Occupied Palestine. Hamas is considered a terrorist organisation in part (Al Qassam Brigades) or in full by a handful of Western countries. Following the Oct 7 attacks in southern Israel, Western media outlets have repeatedly asked their guests on air this question to make them explicitly express their opinions on Hamas. This has been used so often that it becomes a way of greetings just like “how are you?”
by lettucebeet November 9, 2023
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Condemned

Adj: Used to Show fear, or a sudden jump in heart rate in responce to a sight of horror. Causes oneself to stand in corners where the rest of the room, and or all doors in the room are visible.
Oh Snap Jack, Thats Was Some Condemned shit right there!
by Nick Delieto July 16, 2008
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Cinementia

A disease similar to Alzheimer's that causes people to forget important details from movies they've seen.
You forgot Darth Vader is Luke's DAD?! You totally have cinementia.
by JaReidy November 7, 2010
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