coniption

to have a semi spaz attack while laughing to hard at a joke;can cause heart attack for the fairly old

the girl was having a coniption while laughing at a inside joke she was sharing.

by MSHS chemist January 30, 2010

conbired

to be cold,bored,and confused all at one time

Jan was talking to her friend outside during winter when she became very conbired with the conversation.

by trisha h December 4, 2005

coniptionista

A person who is prone to outbursts of an excessive nature, usually over petty subject matter.

That fat lady (over there) is a coniptionista. All it takes is the slightest reference to something being overweight and she blows up. Often she gets outraged because people move out of the way as she lumbers down the street and moves into full coniptionista mode by launching into a tirade about prejudices inflicted on fat people, how requiring a fat person to purchase two seats on an airplane was unfair just because they are over 500 pounds, that there is a conspiracy by ruthless corporations to hypnotize people to overeat, how fit people are really fat people with low self-esteem, and so on. A coniptionista is very easily inflamed and readily seeks obscure reasons to explode and cause tension. Full coniptionista mode is achieved by foregoing all formalities and swearing in a manner that would embarrass sailors.

by Vorlon007 December 6, 2012

Condipop

A naughty delicacy consisting of a penis with a condom slapped on, especially when the condom is of a flavor such as strawberry, chocolate, vanilla, etc., which makes a girl's act of fellatio on a guy pleasurable.

It is a portmanteau of the words condom and lollipop.

Guy: How was my condipop?

Girl:*winks*

by KnowPsyUniverse June 16, 2018

conbintrulate

The process making something look peng (good)

“I artificially conbintrulated my house in mincraft”

by Lucho78043 March 30, 2020

Conniption

A word me and Tom use.

I was having heart conniptions....

by Uhohspaghettiyo November 9, 2020

Coniptitude

A word I just made up myself, that has no definition, but can be used in such a way that conveys a definite message. Have fun, my friends. Do with it as you will. It’s just fun to say.

I don’t know how to explain it, he just had a certain coniptitude about himself.

by Nathan3507 February 9, 2022