noun: A singer who is simply a pretty face(s) to sell records for big music company. All songs are written and performed by session bands while they simply sing over the top.
The plural refers to bands rather than solo singers.
The plural refers to bands rather than solo singers.
"Busted rock!"
"You're fucking joking right? They're total record company puppets."
"50 Cent is blingin' innit!"
"Come on... You can see strings in his photos."
"You're fucking joking right? They're total record company puppets."
"50 Cent is blingin' innit!"
"Come on... You can see strings in his photos."
by Easty December 27, 2004
Get the record company puppet mug.A Company Whore is a different breed of company man. This individual:
1 - Preaches company policies.
2 - Surrounding him/herself with company trinkets (purchased with their own money).
3 - Wears company logo apparel 95% of the time (also purchased out of their pocket).
4 - Will do what is necessary to satisfy the nut sack of his/her supervisor.
5 - Will allow the company to ruin his relationship(s) to advance to the next level.
6 - Will have company literature at home (on coffee table) for his/her reading pleasure.
1 - Preaches company policies.
2 - Surrounding him/herself with company trinkets (purchased with their own money).
3 - Wears company logo apparel 95% of the time (also purchased out of their pocket).
4 - Will do what is necessary to satisfy the nut sack of his/her supervisor.
5 - Will allow the company to ruin his relationship(s) to advance to the next level.
6 - Will have company literature at home (on coffee table) for his/her reading pleasure.
Hey, guys have you seen the new company apparel catalog? No, TJ we have not. I can't wait to order from it because some of my shirts are starting to fade. Hey, TJ don't forget to buy yourself some company g-strings you "Company Whore"!
by Back-Breaker May 17, 2006
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Someone who places their career above all other things, often at the cost of fun, friends, and human interaction. Often displays sycophantic behavior to earn favor from their superiors, similar to a "kiss ass" or "brown noser".
Poor Ryan, his girlfriend of 6 years dumped him because he never spent time with her. He was always at work. What a sad, sad, company man.
by fred_morales September 2, 2009
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Get the company bicycle mug.When you date someone you also work with. Can turn out to be a very violatile situation when it comes time to break up.
Joe: Did you see that new billing clerk? I am so going to ask her out.
Max: Dude, don't go fishing off the company pier.
Max: Dude, don't go fishing off the company pier.
by Helena Handbasket December 1, 2003
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Derived from the more commonly known phrase "humpty dumpty".
Derived from the more commonly known phrase "humpty dumpty".
Hey where have you been? You're late for our 10 o'clock meeting.
Sorry man, I ate a massive curry last night so I just had to take a Company Dumpty.
Sorry man, I ate a massive curry last night so I just had to take a Company Dumpty.
by T Yo February 23, 2009
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