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Comstock Park

City of about 10,000 residents just north of Grand Rapids, MI. Home to historical landmarks such as Nick Fink's Bar and Brenner's Bait Shop. A large road called West River Dr. runs through it, making it one of only two reasons anybody would be in Comstock Park and not live there. The other is Fifth Third Ballpark, formerly Old Kent Ballpark, and it is home to the West Michigan Whitecaps. Comstock Park has its own complete Public Schooling system, with a nearly 95% regret rate for college-bound graduates of its high school. It also is home to many major business franchises mostly housed on Alpine Ave, which is bordered by an elaborate and modern apartment complex called York Creek. The middle school is called Mill Creek. There's a Mill Creek Tavern. They are proud of their creeks. But the creeks are filled with pee and glass.
Person 1: Imma head into Comstock Park in a minute.

Person 2: Oh really? Can you pick me up some bait and a polar pop?

Person 1: Naw man you'd have to come with, I only have enough money to buy that dimebag.
by GreetingFriends May 27, 2011
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straight out of compton

1. A phrase said by african-americans who are from compton, ca. 2. A phrase said by a one, Matt, who is not black but should be.
by Ultimo Dragon December 17, 2003
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Compton Cookout

A friendly multicultural gathering where guests are encouraged to dress as ghetto African Americans. The intend of the event is to raise awareness of oppression blacks undergo in Compton.

It is usually held mid February, since February marks a very important month in American society. No, i'm not referring to Valentines day or Presidents day. I'm talking about Black History month.

Dress code for males: Rockin Jersey's, stuntin' up in ya White T (XXXL smallest size acceptable), anything FUBU, Ecko, Rockawear, High/low top Jordans or Dunks, Chains, Jorts, stunner shades, 59 50 hats, Tats, etc.

Females are encouraged to wear gold teeth, start fights and drama, and wear cheap clothes - they consider Baby Phat to be high class and expensive couture. They also have short, nappy hair, and usually wear cheap weave, usually in bad colors, such as purple or bright red. They look and act similar to Shenaynay, and speak very loudly, while rolling their neck, and waving their finger in your face.

The cuisine at a Compton Cookout consists of 40's, Kegs of Natty, dat Purple Drank (which is made up of sugar, water, and the color purple), chicken, coolade, and of course Watermelon.
Jacob: What will you be wearing to the Compton Cookout?
Mark: niggah all ahh need is me a white tee and i'm gud.
by PsFlLr February 22, 2010
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Compton

A dangerous small city outside of Los Angeles,California. Compton has a lot of known gangs,drug dealers,pimps,prostitutes. The police basicly gave up patrolling and cleaning the city up. A lot of famous rapstars came from Compton like NWA and The Game.
Compton is sooo hood and gangsta.
by GAME50 October 27, 2005
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17th-n-compton

A hood in s.e.
I live round 17th-n-compton
by Adriane Hicks September 8, 2010
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compton donkey

some bitch who lets her kids wander round the hood while she sits at home high on crack...
by iceberguk July 16, 2006
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Compton Cooler

The paper bag the liquor store gives you when you buy a 40 or some other assortment of malt beverage. Best used for concealing alcohol in public, even though everyone knows you're drinking alcohol, and for "cooling" the beverage to give it a crisp, yet smooth falvor.
Sittin' in the park the compton cooler was the only choice for my Micky's.
by crazy b May 3, 2005
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