velvet coinpurse

Feel that sack, it feels like a velvet coinpurse.

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coinpurse

1. A small pouch used for holding coins
2. Slang for the femal genitals.

1. Can you get me a quid out of my coinpurse
2. Get your fackin' coinpuse out of my face, love!

coinpurse by tus666 May 4, 2006

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When your pets balls have been removed leaving nothing but a coin purse of a ballsack.

Rover had his balls removed and now all he has is an empty sack, coinpursed!

coinpursed by DuckWest April 11, 2019

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The sexual act of taking a butterknife full of huckleberry jam and shoving it down your urethra

Yo. Me and my girlfriend just did a Montana Coinpurse.
What the fuck. Thats disgusting.

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The act of removing your pants and letting your testicles hang through the fold of your underwear, then proceeding to walk around nonchalantly.

My wife and I have hit a new level of comfortable around each other. She doesn't even look twice when I go coinpursing around the living room.

Coinpursing by Skaldic August 26, 2019

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