cockmeter

A meter used to see how much cock someone wants

Zezz is like a 11 put of 10 on the cockmeter

by Zezz April 24, 2014

Cockbite

A tender and gentle love bite on your cock (preferably on the head) while she gives you a blowjob.

My gf is sweet AF. She loves giving me gentle cockbites. I cum instantly !

by Master Domme October 27, 2016

cockmate

Play on the word roommate. A word for hobos living out in the cockpit of a 2-seater plane or helicopter

josh is my cockmate
wait you guys fuck?
huh?

by Asninox September 20, 2022

cockmiser

Cockmiser is what you call your penis after sicking it up a female vagina and a male butthole.

Shaun has Cockmiser.

by Spider-Punk June 10, 2023

sam cockmister

If your name is same your are just sped. But when you hold the cockmister last name you get 5 inches added to your dick. Also you instantly because a star at being absolutly fucking nothing. You are still a loser but you got and extra 5 inches to use on a fat ass that doesnt even like you. Good JOb. Overall same cockmister is a pretentious fat bitch and is just a horny gay ass mf.

Hey look! Its that dumbass sam cockmister! What a loser!

by daddy cockmister February 3, 2022

moby cockmitized

the most amazing friend group in the history of friend groups<3

i wish i had a friend group as good as moby cockmitized

by maria__8 September 3, 2022