cock-knocker 

1. A person, usually a male homosexual, who grabs or brushes up against the genitalia of men, in a playful or sexual way.

2. A woman who pleasures a man with her knockers, usually followed by having him ejaculate on her breasts and/or face.

1. That guy Jay grabbed Brodie's and TS's cock in Mallrats. What a cock-knocker.

2. Did you see that porno where Savannah cock-knocked a guy and he came all over her tits?

cock-knocker by calweycn January 3, 2009

cock-knocker-monkey-sniffer 

When Will Denney flashes someone his ass cheeks while masturbating to ebony porn. While he does this, Grace is shoving a dildo up his bellybutton and tickles him.

Fuck, I just got cock-knocker-monkey-sniffer. Im crying deep inside.

cock-knocker-monkey-sniffer by poop sack December 12, 2010

cock-knocker brown 

The act of giving someone a cock-knock ie punching a male in the genitals. However, the perpetrator (recently after defecating) crouches trouser-less over the recipients head. Subsequently, as a result of the blow, the recipient raises their head in pain, burying their nose into the executor's muddy anus.

As Terry drunkenly slept, Derek crouched over him, ready to deliver the cock-knocker brown.

cock-knocker brown by joebananas October 24, 2008

Pube sniffin' ass lickin' cock knocker 

Tyler Thompson of Winnebago, Minnesota. Yes, we all know he's a fag. Just messin' T-squared!

Tyler is a pube sniffing, ass licking, cock knocker, and he knows it.

Pube sniffin' ass lickin' cock knocker by bauerbuilt July 7, 2004

Cock-knockery

A series of unjustified events committed by one or more people caused to irritate surrounding individuals. Also known as douchebaggery or faggotry.

Man, Peter and Chris are committing some serious cock-knockery together.

Cock-knockery by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008

cock-knocked ass clown 

(n) the gayest person on earth, often having shit for brains

"DJ, you're a cock-knocked ass clown!

cock-knocked ass clown by seve December 12, 2006

Cock Knocked 

While you're walking through the house, something smacks you in your dick...something awful! You've just been "cock knocked"!

I was walking through the living room, when all of a sudden, I ran into the desk...Man, was I ever "cock knocked"!

Cock Knocked by AANDZ September 15, 2011