President Clinton

Former Governor of Arkansas elected 42nd President of the United States in 1992 defeating incumbent George H. W. Bush

President Clinton inherited a recession and massive deficits from the previous administration, but he restored the economy and fiscal responsibility all while under constant attack by the vast right-wing conspiracy. After two terms he left office with a record budget surplus.

by Mr.Juan-derful December 13, 2010

Clitiot

Someone that doesn't know how to pleasure a woman very well because they can't work the clitoris properly. (CLIToris + idIOT).

Clyde tried to make Bonnie come, but he was such a clitiot that he couldn't get her off.

by Jeff D September 2, 2005

Clintonophobia

The fear of Hillary Clinton becoming president.

Jake:I think I still have Clintonophobia.
John:Your fear is irrational, Trump won.

by The Guy of Enlightenment November 29, 2016

Shrillary Rodham Clinton

The pain caused by the incessant whining and screaming of this woman has got to be second only to having your eye sockets rimmed out with a malfunctioing Dremel MotoTool. Quite possibly there is no other person on earth filled with such hate and vitriol. Oh, and this demon sent from Hell wants to be President.

After having to put up with hearing Shrillary Rodham Clinton rage on and on over how she is against the Military action in Iraq, I had to have a pint of blood drained from each of my ears. What a hypocrite!

by Tiberius1701 September 14, 2008

clitmouse

The little mouse on a laptop that does not have a touchpad. Sits in the middle of the keyboard and looks like a clit. Some call it a trackpoint

I hate laptops because the clitmouse is impossible to use!

by Photographers anonymouse December 21, 2004

clitdodge

a male who is scared to have sexual intercourse with a woman.

Man I thought Josh was cool but he turned out to be a real clitdodge!

by Mike November 20, 2003

Clintosterone

The element founded by Norweigan scientist Hanz Freidrikin 1989 , that makes the body simply give up on life itself. The disease, if you will, usually enters the body during puberty, typically when under commmand of a tyrranous father figure named "Rodney-Da".

Symptoms of this rare element are: laziness, fatigue, excessive thirst (usually alcholic beverages), the inability to grow facial hair, an acute hormonal addiction to Coca-Cola products,
making friends with awkward bi-racial homeschoolers, and the monotonous, day-to-day obsession with getting a girl to call/text you back.

In most cases of Clintosterone entering the system, the victim has appeared to show "diet" like behaviors when in social situations that may occur around fancied female subjects mentioned before.

May God have mercy on any life-form that may come into contact with this horrendous element.

you will know the example of Clintosterone when you discover his fate

by c_rythm007 January 27, 2009