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Clakmat

n. 1) Douche baggery in it's highest form. Often someone who will be hypocritical to the point where they do it in your face, just to show superiority or plain stupidity.

2) Someone who is completely oblivious the the obvious joke, or not recognizing blatant sarcasm. Often uses profanity awkwardly, and at inappropriate moments.

3) Someone who constantly tries to fit in, at the worst possible times, and almost always fails. Also likes to make other people feel like shit when ever they can do something that you can't.
1:"Wow man, you got a 65 on that quiz? DAMN. I got a 96..."
2:"Shut up, you clakmat."

3:"And by the converse of the transit..."
4:"HORSE ASSES"

5: "Racist jokes? That's just sad man, just plain sad..."
5: "Hey, want to hear a joke? A black guy goes into a bar and..."
by NentertainmentS March 10, 2010
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Clamarpho

Another word used for someone who is clumsy, daring, strong, typically smart, pretty, and is good with their emotions
Payton is such a clamarpho.
by Baeton is bae August 4, 2016
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Dude 1: Bro, someone was sucking my toes last night!

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chakal

A very polite and kind way to call somebody in public in Bulgaria.
Thomas:Hey, can you help me with this map?
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-an A-list celebrity on Xanga
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-his entries are hella funny
-he is humorous
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hundreds of eprops keep flowing on his site everyday!
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celaka

malay word that primarily means unlucky, unfortunate, disaster. can be seen as an obscene word or an insult, like "damn you"
wah so celaka lah - my car broke down yesterday.

celaka you!
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bum bo claat

jamaican curse word use on a daily basis to show frustration or to be disrespectful, it can be use instead of "fuck"
cho bum bo claat, dat n00b jus kill mi pon halo. mi ago kill him bum bo claat back watch.
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