claddagh ring

An Irish ring with two hands grasping a heart with a crown... Meanings- On the right hand facing up it means you are available, on the right facing down means you are taken, but not engaged, on the left hand facing down it means you are engaged/ married.

Yesterday I went to the Irish store and bought a claddagh ring.

by CaraS April 29, 2005

clapslepsia

The condition when some one is unable to clap along with a beat or rhythm.

Kenneth never claps at concerts anymore, because his friends would make fun of his clapslepsia.

by murfsurf April 25, 2010

cramin clams

the act of rubbing two vaginas together with out any use of sex toys or vegtables of any sort.

dood 1:holy shit!look at these two girls go at it doggy style!

dood 2:yea,no strap on?gotta be cramin clams.

by rottenhamland August 4, 2006

rubbing clams

The act of vigorously smashing ones vagina into another's for pleasure.

I caught my sister rubbing clams with our cousin. Not sure how I feel about it.

by Mschmidthead June 5, 2017

silence of the clams

the result of female circumcision or genital mutilation done in certain cultures, rendering the female sex organ apparently incapable of ecstasy or orgasm.

It was a sad day when the silence of the clams overtook the young women of the village.

by MillsFokk August 16, 2009

scantily clad

another word for underdressed, wearing something that is too cold for the weather, and covers too little of the body

Man: I went to Hooters yesterday
Woman: and?
Man: the chiks were wearing tiny orange shorts
Woman: how scantily clad!

by Krasavitsa April 26, 2006

Clamstimony

Meaning One: Fantastic, Amazing, Startlingly Impressive.

Meaning Two: Disappointing, Unpleasant, Overdone.

Meaning Three: A testimony made by a clam.

Word Origins:
Originally it was verbal only, pronounced unexpectedly by a text to speech program.
Eventually out of necessity it was given a non verbal spelling and since then it's popularity has risen considerably from a buzz word to an intricate part of everyday language.
While at first some were confused as to it's nature (being inherently contradictory) it's meaning is more often than not determined by context, and failing that, attributed to sarcasm.

"I bought A game yesterday, it was clamstimony!"

"Wow. Today has been such a clamstimony day."

by Not a Cobra March 18, 2010