Chronic Future

Fucking awesome band from Arizona, that has been around since '96. They released their first album when the average age of the band members was 13, titled 'Chronic' which had such hits as 'Scottsdale', and 'Insomniac'. They then followed up with their second album, '4 Elements' with such hits as 'Jump to Jive', 'Come Correct', 'Impossible to Win'. They finally came out with their awesome album 'Lines In My Face' in June 2004 with the amazing single 'Time and Time Again' that has to do with the war in Iraq. They may be on MTV but they don't play bullshit like those mainstream faggots. It's a mixture of rap and rock, not heavy metal like some people think. Often compared to 311 because they both kick major ass.
They were featured on the Warped Tour and are now on tour in Europe then back to the states with Papa Roach.

People who say the rap sounds like 'Eminem' can suck a dick, too. No, it's not a cross between 'Linkin Park' and 'Eminem' so shut up. No, they don't sound like 'Limp Bizkit'. They're totally against that bullshit.

Chronic Future's 'Time and Time Again' is such a kickass song!
The whole 'Lines in my Face' album kicks so much ass! Go buy it today!

by Chronic_Future311 October 1, 2004

Choni

A ship between Cheryl and Toni (riverdale) they do deserve together and have a lot of chemistry

Friend:do u like choni

Me:yes they are so cute

by xreinhvrt May 29, 2018

Chronicles magazine

The magazine of American Culture and also the best magazine in print. Ticks off the left, the right, the corporate, and the power elite. Published in Rockford Illinois otherwise known as the worst city in the United States. Annual meetings take place under the name of The John Randolph Club.

Everybody who wants to know the news six months ahead of time ought to read Chronicles magazine.

by England phi beta gamma March 30, 2008

Bluntman and Chronic

The two main characters of the comic book written by Banky Edwards and Holden McNeil in Chasing Amy.

Also see Jay and Silent Bob

Bluntman and Chronic are based off of Jay and Silent Bob.

by tenaciousd6936 August 5, 2006

chronicled

The most extreme state of getting pwned; getting extremely owned usually by a pwner.

"dude i just got hit in the face... i got chronicled!"

by BobbyV April 1, 2008

chroniclogical

The way and rate at which time passes while under the influence of Marijuana.

After pounding a few beers and smoking a bowl of some fine kush, Johnny found himself feeling as if hours had passed, only to look down at his phone and see only 5 minutes had gone by. Time was passing by so chroniclogically from his perspective.

by DJSciurus September 23, 2009

chronic benchitis

When a member of an athletic team sits on the bench for so long that he develops an injury.

The other day I played a basketball video game and following the game I was immediately notified that Steve Novak was injured with back spasms. The problem was he was in street clothes and listed as inactive in the game he was supposedly injured in. He is one of the worst rated players on the game, and with the "injury", his ratings dipped further. He may never see the court again after this. Therefore, he really suffers from chronic benchitis.

by crazylegsdave January 13, 2010