Churchist

A type of Christian who pays less respect (however minimal or marginal) to non-church-goers. Note now the hyprocrisy that a Churchist does not necessarily have to go to church themselves - but will always say "I'd go if I had the time" in order to deter the whiplash effect of their bias.

The belief in Churchism.

"It's Churchists like him that give religion a bad name."
and
"I used to be a Churchist."

Churchist by CollectiveFury September 17, 2008

churchmeal 

A dinner served after dark that includes styrofoam plates and plastic utensils, usually provided by religious folk for fellow worshippers as a 'bonus' for attending said church. Spaghetti and marinara with garlic bread is guaranteed, with the potential for a wide selection of salads, green beans and corn. Silence but the faint sound of chewing is also guaranteed, as is mumbling about gifts the Lord brings. Canned soda is provided. The meal is typically served in the church gymnasium or assembly hall. It is also guaranteed that donations will be recommended. Gray metal folding chairs with brown seating pads are the typical seats of choice; an alternative is the white plastic chair, used extensively in the Plains states. Folding brown tables with metal legs are usually the norm.

Wow, it's as quiet in here as a churchmeal.
I went to the churchmeal last night; what a bunch of morons!

churchmeal by M Menke September 27, 2008

churchin'

1. to proceed from one church to another, attending mass after mass, religious services, and/or basement show(s);
similar to clubbing, but of the religious variety;
also churching;

2. like bitchin' but of more popish appeal;

1. We should totally go churchin' tonight: mass at 5 at St. Paul's, Confession before that at St. Leonard's, and later mewithoutYou at St. Peter's Basilica.

2. Did you see Father's moves; he's churchin'!

churchin' by xMarcox March 26, 2008

Churching for Gold

The act of removing money from the church offering plate when it is passed around.

Out of desperation, Joe went churching for gold to pay his bills.

Churching for Gold by Alabama Princess April 26, 2009

Churchill High School 

A school in Livonia, Michigan, that is populated by the "gangstaz", the weirdoes, the MSC kids, the emo fags, the average fags, and the pirates. Most dumbasses like to pretend the MSC kids are nerds and look funny, when, in actuality, the MSC kids are out blowing up other peoples' cars and getting laid left and right. Currently, Churchill is taken over by pirates. These pirates live in a euphoric state and are generally not very agressive. However, "the Crew" is said to be brutal in fights. Picking a fight with a crewmember is a death wish because most fights attract about sixty armed pirates ready to fight alongside their crewmates. This crew is lead by a psychopathic, yet unbelievably sexy pirate Captain named Jack. Quarrelling with this pirate is unthinkable.

"Hey dude, I went to Churchill High School and picked a fight with some kid."

"How'd it go?"

"It turns out he's a pirate..."

"Is that why you're packing your bags?"

"Yeah - could you help me find my passport?"

Churchill High School by CHSassKicker September 30, 2006

Casting Churchill's reflection 

The act of creating the likeness, in the water of a toilet bowl, of the British Prime Minister (1940-45 and 1951-55) Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965), when expelling a brown trout. The role of his face is played by your fat arse, while your dog's egg is a stand in for the cigar protruding from his lips.

"I won't be a minute dear, I'm just off to the bog to cast Churchill's reflection"

Casting Churchill's reflection by Phil G September 7, 2005

potomac, churchill highschool

Beverly Hills 90210 was supposed to be called Potomac Md 20854 because Churchill Highschool is where they found the idea.

jappy pot head girls, juicy throughout the school,

potomac, churchill highschool by Kara February 22, 2005