Chuffed

being extremely relaxed, usually while high on marijuana

Yesterday you were so chuffed that you passed out on the couch all day.

by facelyft November 6, 2018

chuffty

A lazy tool that does such things as (but not limited to); typing their words in capitals (because they can't be bothered to turn the capital lock key off), goes home because they can't be bothered to do anything, sends other people to the bar (because they're too lazy to go and get their own drink).

That prick is asking me to go to the bar for him again! He's such a Chuffty!

by Boigny Lover April 22, 2011

chuffed as a beavers clout

chuffed as in happy. Beavers clout as in a beavers vagina. And the word chuffed used instead of chaffed (ie rubbed sore due to prikly hairs)for humerous effect. used to describe how happy you are.

"wow ive just won the lottery, im as chuffed as a beavers clout!"

by mznxbcv November 7, 2007

chaffetz

Dick cheese that has been transferred from one penis to another during the act of docking.

"I can always tell the chaffetz apart because it's so yellow. Fucking chaffetz!"

by User #109123 February 16, 2017

Chuffer

A human person who is unusually fat or overweight.

Awwww, mate - some chuffer just crushed my car by trying to slide over the bonnet!

by Been The Unseen July 3, 2004

mother chuffer

i word that is used for shouting out when you do something of dis-pleasement

" mother chuffer ive dropped my high priced can of beans on my new card board box"

by Anime_dork666 October 30, 2007

chuffty plug

Slang Term for Tampon

To be inserted in the chuff therefore a chuffty plug

by ads-ast September 3, 2006